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  1. #76
    NWF Summers's Avatar
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    ha ha ha ha the funny thing is when they put me in the ambulance this was the conversation after i finally got oxygen

    batman: where are you taking me

    ems: university hospital

    batman: UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL!!!! NO DON'T TAKE ME THERE I HAVE GOOD MEDICAL INSURANCE

    ems: calm down sir, University has the best trauma unit in town

    batman: people die there, i dont wanna have to wait there for 10 hours to get seen!!!!

    then i passed out


    Wow, I feel really out of the loop. I don't know you and had no idea this had happened, but it's an amazing story and I'm really glad you're okay.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I guess you're not going to answer my questions. That's okay. I'm just curious. And like I said...I'm glad you're okay.

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    crazy story brother. first I've heard of it. Hope the rest of your recovery goes well.

  4. #79
    Slovenian Master Slomo's Avatar
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    Man you never had to come in and explain . We know you and we know you're not out doing that gets you shot. Glad you're doing better though. There are always stupid s around here who want to start judging others when something bad happens to them.
    What he said!!! ^^^





    Now diapragm you said? Which part of the body is that? top? bottom? front? I hope it doesn't have anything to do with your bee-hine? That would be embarrassing! I hope it's in your foot. S y's hubby is good with pulling things out of feet. She claims he found a maggot once - but I think she's just bragging.

    According to gooooogle most ladies carry their diphrams in their purses. Too bad you don't have a purse, would have saved us all alot of worrying. Do you want me to talk to Beno? Just in case. For the future I mean. You would be a hit at GTGs!

    I must figure out how to get some good old pear brandy moonshine in that diphragom thingy of yours - it'll dislodge that little bullet for you in no time. You'll get it out through the normal err... channels (just be careful around ladies for a day or two - maybe using a second condom during that period would be advisable).

    Anyway I'm glad you're OK,
    Your friend Slowmo

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    What he said!!! ^^^





    Now diapragm you said? Which part of the body is that? top? bottom? front? I hope it doesn't have anything to do with your bee-hine? That would be embarrassing! I hope it's in your foot. S y's hubby is good with pulling things out of feet. She claims he found a maggot once - but I think she's just bragging.

    According to gooooogle most ladies carry their diphrams in their purses. Too bad you don't have a purse, would have saved us all alot of worrying. Do you want me to talk to Beno? Just in case. For the future I mean. You would be a hit at GTGs!

    I must figure out how to get some good old pear brandy moonshine in that diphragom thingy of yours - it'll dislodge that little bullet for you in no time. You'll get it out through the normal err... channels (just be careful around ladies for a day or two - maybe using a second condom during that period would be advisable).

    Anyway I'm glad you're OK,
    Your friend Slowmo
    priceless!

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    Finals MVP GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI's Avatar
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    Glad you're alright...

    Look at the bright side.. this makes one of a pickup line

  7. #82
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I think you need to go to a GTG, & and charge money to show your scar. Kinda like a dollar dance, with kissing your boo boo as being optional.

  8. #83
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    @ Slomo...I was telling my friend about the maggot and got grossed out all over again.

  9. #84
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    its been a real emotional rollercoster for me though, its like one second im completely happy to be here, to be alive still, experiencing everything again is so completely different, its like you learn to not take for granted the things you once did,

    but on the other hand i start dwelling on man, i could have died, 8 bullets went into that trunk from behind, and only one made it through what if the others would have came through, what if that bullet that did come through would have came in where my head was.......its just so unreal the whole situation
    I know what you mean, about 2 years ago there was a drive by done on our house, it was not meant for me or my brothers it was meant towards one of my cousins dunno which one because most are into , but they know they have family at this house because it use to be my grandmas house since forever so they know this house.

    Anyways, I was up playing games online it was about 3am and I started to hear shots and thought it was another house until I hear stuff braking in our house, My aunt was staying here also because she was in the process of moving from one house to another and her new home was not fully built yet so in all there were 11 people in the house that night. My brother was up in the front room playing pc games and heard them saw the window break and as he turn to look he got grazed in the ear, then jump down and my cousin on the couch was about to get up from the sound and he yank her down.

    I jump to the floor and started to crawl to my moms and dads room where my daughter had decide to sleep that night, there room in upfront facing the street. I get her and take her to my room which is the very back room and lay her on the floor toward the middle of the room where most walls would be in the way. I then grab my flashlight and crawl to the living room and check on my 2 brother and 2 cousins it's dark and I just hear my brother says my ear hurts and I can't hear so I quickly check on him and see he is graze on the ear not bad but you can tell.

    So the cops come and as we inspect out side the room where my Daughter and Mom and Dad were took 4 bullets and my aunt because she was there park on the yard and one bullet got stuck in the bed of her truck which was lined up straight to the window where my daughter was sleeping, That scares me. Where my cousin on the couch was right above his head about 6inch there were 2 bullets stuck in the pc desk. the one that grazed my brother got stuck in the kitchen. That was 2 years ago and Iam still affected by it.

    It happen around 3am so after that no matter how tired I am I can't go to sleep unless it's past 3am that's why I am up all night. My daughter never sleeps upfront again she sleeps with me and I moved the bed to be the farthest it can be from the street and she sleep with me and I kinda of curl myself around her because I think if it happens again it can hit me and not her.

    To this day I think wow we were all lucky, that many people in here and no one got killed, but some days I think about it so much I can't sleep and get scared to walk to the living room at night.

    Glad your OK, the mental part is very hard to get over, Iam still trying and I did not get shot like yourself.

  10. #85
    TRU 'cross mah stomach LaMarcus Bryant's Avatar
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    T.R.U 'cross ya stomach (ya stomach)

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    Wow, sorry to hear that happened to you batman. And Slydragon, that's horrible.

    I-10 and Wurzbach, huh? I stay around there when I come to SA and have walked up and down Wurzbach many times. Didn't seem like a dangerous area. Maybe I'll stay elsewhere next time.

    That is some truly random . 8 bullets into the trunk? WTF? Someone with a .45 just decided to use your friends car as target practice!?

    I'm not having a go at anyone or making a political statement, but I sure am glad we don't have a gun culture in Oz.
    Last edited by RuffnReadyOzStyle; 11-07-2007 at 10:50 PM.

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    Siren with a Siren RashoFan's Avatar
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    Batman, I am glad that you are doing better! I regret that I was not the Paramedic that got to cut off all your clothes in the ambulance....
    Seriously though...I gald that you are still here!

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    Wow, sorry to hear that happened to you batman. And Slydragon, that's horrible.

    I-10 and Wurzbach, huh? I stay around there when I come to SA and have walked up and down Wurzbach many times. Didn't seem like a dangerous area. Maybe I'll stay elsewhere next time.

    That is some truly random . 8 bullets into the trunk? WTF? Someone with a .45 just decided to use your friends car as target practice!?

    I'm not having a go at anyone or making a political statement, but I sure am glad we don't have a gun culture in Oz.

    How funny Ruffy, You walk up and down Wurzbach with all the ty bar costume shops & ty bars on IHl10, honey, am amazed you haven't been raped or friggin' shot.

  14. #89
    Eh, Fuck It. easjer's Avatar
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    I'm so glad you are going to be ok. Best wishes for your continued recovery.

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    Was I the only one waiting for a Fresh Prince ending?

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    batman: where are you taking me

    ems: university hospital

    batman: UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL!!!! NO DON'T TAKE ME THERE I HAVE GOOD MEDICAL INSURANCE

    ems: calm down sir, University has the best trauma unit in town

    batman: people die there, i dont wanna have to wait there for 10 hours to get seen!!!!

    then i passed out

  17. #92
    That's what she said. LuvBones's Avatar
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    You live close to where I live, that's scary it happened right here. Glad to hear you've recovered. Sorry that happened to you and Slydragon as well. Ya'll are both great guys.

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    Crazy, good to hear you're alright.

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Batman, I am glad that you are doing better! I regret that I was not the Paramedic that got to cut off all your clothes in the ambulance....
    Seriously though...I gald that you are still here!

    You would have been quick & neet, I know

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    Was I the only one waiting for a Fresh Prince ending?
    No, u weren't, so twas I

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    wow that's crazy and scary that's the area we are in. pretty scary how random that is.. geez i didn't know that kind of stuff happened around here! glad you are ok batman. must have been a of an experience

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Glad your OK, but it's kinda hard to buy that this was strictly a random shooting....maybe some low-life saw you hittin on his girl....

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    Glad your OK, but it's kinda hard to buy that this was strictly a random shooting....maybe some low-life saw you hittin on his girl....
    Unless someone followed them all the way from downtown to where the incident happened without the driver noticing, I don't believe it could be anything but random.

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Unless someone followed them all the way from downtown to where the incident happened without the driver noticing, I don't believe it could be anything but random.
    ....that wouldn't be hard..and I'm betting the driver was drinking some too...

  25. #100
    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    How funny Ruffy, You walk up and down Wurzbach with all the ty bar costume shops & ty bars on IHl10, honey, am amazed you haven't been raped or friggin' shot.
    I saw a couple of strip joints, but no costume shops... are you kidding or is it really a dangerous part of town? I wish someone would tell me these things!

    Yeah, I used to wander down Wurzbach to a bar where I know some people.

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