The Mars Volta owns you

[monosylab1k]

You think this is somehow, I dont know, pissing me off in real life?

Evidently so. You mentioned that it might be, not me.

[monosylab1k]

Seriously man, do you think thats creative?

creative enough to get another reply out of you.

maybe don't make it so obvious that you're not happy with what i'm saying.

[DarkReign]

Ok, since this little e-argument has been reduced to "I know you are, but what am I" courtesy of our resident mental paragon, monosylab1k, I'll bow out.

Seriously, get your game up son. A little smack between members can be a great read for the others and you ruined it with what could only be considered "weaksauce".

You are new at this.

[monosylab1k]

You are new at this.

I guess you're a veteran of the art of Internet Bad Ass? Good job.

[monosylab1k]

"weaksauce"

no, "weaksauce" would be realizing that your "reading comprehension" smack got shoved right back in your face, but backtracking by saying "i never said you did, i was just presupposing that you might". that's good stuff right there.

as soon as your knuckes don't drag on the floor as you walk, get back to me. seeing that you're a tool fan, i doubt i'll hear from you again.

peace.

[CuckingFunt]

Awesome. That the best you got? You think this is somehow, I dont know, pissing me off in real life?

Or do you just like using foul language for the sake of vulgarity and the attention it brings to you for being so crass and "badass"?

Seriously, I have to recollect conversations I had in junior high...is this where "yo momma" comes into play?

Or did you already break that intellectual barrier?

Youre the Isaac Newton of the Internet Forum. Bow down.

Getting bent out of shape over people capitalizing "The" (when it's the first word of a band's name) is pretention, too, just in a different form.

To continue my point... so is suggesting yourself to be above an argument in which you are an active participant.

[Kriz-Maxima]

Corso, i like your pencil.

[pussyface]

it does seem a little odd that somebody who enjoys a band with nothing but rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs will find such disdain for a band whose songs are mainly rambling 9 minute long masturbatory songs in Spanish.

but to each his own.

the language that you have employed in this argument is further proof (as if that were needed) of how poorly you do in talking exchanges between the two of us.

distinctive words like "masturbatory" and " y" have been directly copied from what I wrote making fun of you, mr. 6,000 posts in 6 months. You even used to respond to my posts by whining about me using words like " y" and " gy"

if you can't beat 'em join 'em, eh?
any chance you will acknowledge your respect for me and my rhetoric that you have coopted, or you will write this off to coincedence?

by the way, disregard this mono guy's take on music. he is a high-school aged emo . his idea of a relevent album in the year 2007 is "zeitguist" by the Smashing Pumpkins (no, I am not making this up)

[monosylab1k]

the language that you have employed in this argument is further proof (as if that were needed) of how poorly you do in our talking exchanges.

distinctive words like "masturbatory" and " y" have been directly copied from what I wrote making fun of you, mr. 6,000 posts in 6 months. You even used to respond to my posts by whining about me using words like " y" and " gy"

if you can't beat 'em join 'em, eh?
l

"distinctive"

[monosylab1k]

his idea of a relevent album in the year 2007 is "zeitguist" by the Smashing Pumpkins (no, I am not making this up)

actually, yes you are.

[pussyface]

so thats what youve got, then? a gy picture of a cartoon laughing?

[monosylab1k]

any chance you will acknowledge your respect for me and my rhetoric that you have coopted, or you will write this off to coincedence?

i'll admit my exchanges with you are far more interesting than that of Suns fans or Tool fans. how's that?

[monosylab1k]

so thats what youve got, then? a gy picture of a cartoon laughing?

i'm not making this up, pussyface thinks the guy who invented "thumbs up, thumbs down" is the most intellectual movie critic of all time.

[pussyface]

actually, yes you are.

i thought that because you blogged about it extensively you liked it.
my mistake.

i didn't consider that when you have no life to the extent that you rack up 6,000 posts in 6 months you blog extensively about alot of bull you aren't really that into.

[pussyface]

i'm not making this up, pussyface thinks the guy who invented "thumbs up, thumbs down" is the most intellectual movie critic of all time.

pulitzer prize winner roger ebert?
good one, pal

[monosylab1k]

i thought that because you blogged about it extensively you liked it.
my mistake.

i didn't consider that when you have no life to the extent that you rack up 6,000 posts in 6 months you blog extensively about alot of bull you aren't really that into.

i didn't consider that when you have no life you obsessively track the posting history of others.

[pussyface]

dude, you post in a lot of threads. a big percentage.
you pop up in a lot of the ones I read and frequently say a lot of questionable things, ya know?

...another nice try though

[monosylab1k]

pulitzer prize winner roger ebert?
good one, pal

you'd figure someone that awesome wouldn't bother getting into a spat with the likes of vincent gallo. but hey, anything for publicity.

[JoeChalupa]

Okay...now I've got to check this Mars Volta band out.

[pussyface]

i didn't consider that when you have no life you obsessively track the posting history of others.

i have been a spurstalker for longer than you have, and have racked up 1/6th of as many posts (???)

[monosylab1k]

dude, you post in a lot of threads. a big percentage.
you pop up in a lot of the ones I read and frequently say a lot of questionable things, ya know?

yeah but even I didn't know about 6000 in 6 months. i appreciate you keeping track of that. your obsession with me is almost flattering if not for the inherent creep factor.

[monosylab1k]

i have been a spurstalker for longer than you have, and have racked up 1/6th of as many posts (???)

congratulations.

[pussyface]

you'd figure someone that awesome wouldn't bother getting into a spat with the likes of vincent gallo. but hey, anything for publicity.

the guy likes alot of ty movies, these days especially. but his reviews are always worth reading and far less hacky than anyone else I know of

[pussyface]

yeah but even I didn't know about 6000 in 6 months. i appreciate you keeping track of that. your obsession with me is almost flattering if not for the inherent creep factor.

i was only estimating. i thought i was overshooting. im not dr phil with a degree from north texas, but its safe to say that 1,000 posts per month (and not getting paid for it) can't be a sign of a healthy individual.

if it weren't so insanely dorky, it would be an amazing and admirable accomplishment, like climbing mt. everest or something.

is this really an argument you can win (has that ever stopped you before?)

[monosylab1k]

i was only estimating. i thought i was overshooting. im not dr phil with a degree from north texas, but its safe to say that 1,000 posts per month can't be a sign of a healthy individual.

is this really an argument you can win (has that ever stopped you before?)

i'm guessing some simple math (10 posts a day, 30 days in a month) will tell you how far off you are, but that's probably a bit much to ask.

is there really any way you can deny that you are absolutely obsessed with me? look at your own post history and i'd estimate that over 50% of your posts are in direct reply to something i write.