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    only on spurs talk can you see a troll thread turned into a discussion on utensils.

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    Do you pronounce the K in knife?
    Good point.
    I was sitting here saying Ka-Nork!
    Nork sounds much better.

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    Good point.
    I was sitting here saying Ka-Nork!
    Nork sounds much better.
    I actually kinda like ka-nork.

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    I believe there's already a Swiss Army Knife with a Spork. I think I used to have one.

    However, a switch blade spork would be awesome.

    For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.

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    only on spurs talk can you see a troll thread turned into a discussion on utensils.
    I think we all want to avoid talking about the game today. So posting here, we're still in the Spurs forum, but getting a little comic relief. You sabe?

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    For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.
    Genius. I'm going to conveniently do that to Eli Manning the next time I see him.

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    This is why you don't click on the last page first ^^^^^^^^

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    Is my sig too big?

    I don't wanna pull a mono

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    We didn't have sporks in the 70s but if we did it would have been AWESOME

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    We'll see whos laughing when the Suns win the Finals and the Sporks go home in May like they do every even year!

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    Sporks make me randy, baby yeah!

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    Will Kori have to clean all the troll threads into one big thread or is it easier to delete the lot of them?

    Either way, glad it's you not me.

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    Would you pronounce the 'k', or would it be silent?


    Well it looks like it's already been covered..."K"nork is kind of cool though.



    You know...if they made the end of that Fnife just a little more spoon like it'd be a Knfoon. And that'd be pretty cool.

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    I believe there's already a Swiss Army Knife with a Spork. I think I used to have one.
    I've seen them with both the spoon and fork attatchment, and that's the way Hobo Knives are usually made as well...

    But I can't honestly ever recall seeing one with a spork attatchment. IF so...I'm buying one tomorrow.




    However, a switch blade spork would be awesome.

    For example, if a woman was attacked, she could whip out her switch blade spork and remove the eye of her attacker in one swift move.

    Yeah...and you could call it a swork..

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    Spork.. I've never been a fan of those but its nice to see other people talk about it. I hate those plastic ones but the steel ones I've never tried.

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    You know...if they made the end of that Fnife just a little more spoon like it'd be a Knfoon. And that'd be pretty cool.
    They already made a Splayd.....but I'd be down for a renaming to knfoon


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    UtensilTalk.com

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    They already made a Splayd.....but I'd be down for a renaming to knfoon



    That's pretty awesome...I just googled splayd's...they said they're sometimes called forkchops...but when I googled forkchops I got this:







    Which appears to be some combination, spoon, fork, knife and chopsticks...

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    That's pretty awesome...I just googled splayd's...they said they're sometimes called forkchops...but when I googled forkchops I got this:







    Which appears to be some combination, spoon, fork, knife and chopsticks...
    I've used those before!

    They pretty much rock.

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    Spork.. I've never been a fan of those but its nice to see other people talk about it. I hate those plastic ones but the steel ones I've never tried.

    How in the can you not be a fan of sporks? What's next..not liking s?

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    How in the can you not be a fan of sporks? What's next..not liking s?

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    This right here is top of the line in Sporks. A fold out anium spork.


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    This right here is top of the line in Sporks. A fold out anium spork.

    Is it possible to get utensil envy?

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    Apparently, some people refer to Sporks as Foons.

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    Foon?

    That's just crazy.

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