Lindsay Lohan channeling Marilyn Monroe

[Spurminator]

... oh wait, sorry, carry on.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

they are drooping in a mouth watering way

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

She just doesn't do it for me. If I were in a strip club and she was on stage 3 I'd wander over to stage 2 to see what's happening there.

No offense to the Lohan fans here.

[Spam]

Lindsay Lohan sucks ass

[johngateswhiteley]

I don't know why you're getting so defensive over someone else's breasts.

I never said they were droopy in a bad way.

the mention of the word droopy in relation to breasts is never a good or positive thing. who states breasts are droopy and infers they are nice? nobody. every girl would take a comment like that as an insult...period. that being said, we just disagree, its not a big deal...i just took note of it. oh, and also that (most likely) the people being overly critical of her are not half as good looking.

[MsMcGillyCutty]

Movies have made her attractive. Otherwise she's really just your average pretty girl.

[ShoogarBear]

@ how defensive you are.

You realize you are not allowed by your standards to criticize any athlete or coach at the NCAA or pro level now?

[mrsmaalox]

But apparently when it comes to Lindsay, you leak .

ohhh, I truly apologize for that.

Oh Shoog...because of you I had to perform the Heimlich on myself to dislodge the amaretto truffle that got stuck in mythroat while laughing. , I almost died!!!

[baseline bum]

Not to sound like a "mean girl" but most of those photos are not flattering to Lindsey. In regards to the freckles, if it was her idea not to have those touched up/removed...good for her, go au natural. Be who you are girl.

Looks good to me.

[johngateswhiteley]

@ how defensive you are.

You realize you are not allowed by your standards to criticize any athlete or coach at the NCAA or pro level now?

1) i am not a critical person, but i will be critical from time to time if the situation calls for it

2) how do you know how good of an athlete i am? or what i have done?

...there is also a difference between relative criticism and outright criticism/putting people down.

[DieMrBond]

I don't get the debate - sure, Lohan is hot - if you like your girls to chain smoke, be covered in fly , and riddled with cocaine and other men's sperm.

Harsh, but a girl could be the best looking girl in the world, but if she treats herself like that - whats the point?

[peewee's lovechild]

Those pics are terrible. Marilyn was sexy and vulnerable and had this vitality that came across.

Lindsay looks like a freaking robot. It seems like they thought it would be sexy just because she's naked. There is just about zero sex appeal there - she looks completely detached from the pics. Nothing engaging or attractive about it.

And no - I'm not jealous or hating or any other ridiculous notion that someone wants to contribute. Those pics though - don't do it for me.

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

[johngateswhiteley]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

i also agree with this, for the most part, and i don't find her particularly attractive. i think in a time where people were more conservative with sex and sexual content...she wasn't. props to her though, she found her niche and prospered.

[easjer]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.

You only feel that way because Marilyn has been made into an icon.

But, seriously, in terms of photography, all Marilyn is doing is smiling into the camera. If that translates into "humanity", then we all probably have great works of art at home. In Lindsay's photos, there is an element of mystery.

I'll take mystery over someone just cheesing into a camera. Enigmatic aloofness makes for a better photo.

Having said all that, I don't think either woman's sets of photos qualifies as anything artistic at all. They're just a couple of chicks showing their wares.

Nothing more, nothing less.

[T Park]

I think it's funny when people try to make Marilyn out to be something special.

She wasn't.

She was just someone with mediocre acting talent, at best. She was quite willing to take revealing pictures, and she died young.

That's it.

Nothing special.

Shes the woman version of James Dean pretty much.

[samikeyp]

2) how do you know how good of an athlete i am? or what i have done?

That is true. At least JGW didn't go all E20 and drop the "I can beat anyone in the world under 6'3 in basketball"

[peewee's lovechild]

That is true. At least JGW didn't go all E20 and drop the "I can beat anyone in the world under 6'3 in basketball"

I kill anyone under 5'1" in basketball.

[anakha]

Lindsay Lohan sucks ass

Considering her reputation, I wouldn't be surprised at all.

...oh, you meant figuratively?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm not trying to make Marilyn out to be anything (though I disagree). Simply stating that when you compare the pics, there is no comparison. Marilyn's pics are 1,000 x better than Lindsay's. Lindsay may have the better body, but there is something human in Marilyn's pictures. There is something playful, open, engaging. There is emotion - there is humanity. Lindsay's pics are awful. There is no warmth, no emotion, no playfulness, and little sexuality or sensuality. I don't know if that is Lindsay's fault or the photographer's fault or both.

Simple standing there with a scarf isn't sexy or engaging, in the same way that Marilyn's pics were.

Marilyn's pics are far better.


Part of that may have to do with the photographer as well. I've seen Lindsay take better shots.

[MrChug]

Beautiful and sexy? Yes, but Marilyn you are NOT my dear.

Nice try though and yes...

[peewee's lovechild]

Beautiful and sexy? Yes, but Marilyn you are NOT my dear.

Nice try though and yes...

You're right, she's no Marilyn.

Marilyn was a size 12, or something like that.
Lindsay is more like a size 2, if that.

Marilyn would be considered fat by todays standards and you wouldn't even look twice her way.

[mrsmaalox]

Enigmatic aloofness makes for a better photo...

I just looked at the pics again and I still think the Marilyn pics have more charm or "life". That "enigmatic aloofness" quality in Lohan's pics is a bit "cadaver-ish". And she appears to be channeling a bit more Amy Winehouse than Marilyn Monroe.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just looked at the pics again and I still think the Marilyn pics have more charm or "life". That "enigmatic aloofness" quality in Lohan's pics is a bit "cadaver-ish". And she appears to be channeling a bit more Amy Winehouse than Marilyn Monroe.

Because Amy Whinehouse has such a good body right now.

How very topical of you.

[mrsmaalox]

Because Amy Whinehouse has such a good body right now.

How very topical of you.

No dummy, I mean the aura and the spirit, not the look! Isn't that what "channeling" means anyway? When I witnessed JZ Knight channel Ramtha, she didn't look anything like him. But he's an en y, so who knows what he really looks like!