I thought I was already employed, working as a double agent since my pale skin confuses the white man and makes me think I am one of them. My pay is three bags of naranjas and a packet of chiclets each week, a bargain for this type of high-risk espionage.
I did go to school but never learned the difference between sale and sell. I blame anglos for that. They were my teachers and tried to keep me down.Got damn Hispanics go to school
Got damn white people are killing our race by talking all blackified
Only thing worse than a puerto rican is a red kuban
Rev. if you were realy realy smart, you would go into whitey's neighborhoods, and look for open garages, and sneak in to their extra freezers, and steal their meat!
We prefer hubcaps, thanks.Rev. if you were realy realy smart, you would go into whitey's neighborhoods, and look for open garages, and sneak in to their extra freezers, and steal their meat!
Hey! Stop encouraging people to steal from garages. Somebody stole our electronic dartboard from our open garage a few years back!Rev. if you were realy realy smart, you would go into whitey's neighborhoods, and look for open garages, and sneak in to their extra freezers, and steal their meat!
I will go into the gringos neighborhoods and steal their hubcaps and garden hoses.
My primo Hector says, "my bad".
Do you KNOW how much meat you can get from Azteca Meat Market for the price of hubcaps? Waaay more than you can steal from their freezer, and you won't get booked on B&E, either.
Don't be confused, if a race war breaks out in San Antonio, I'm a pure bread Mexican. B'lie dat.
That 's not funny. I had to replace my garden hose at least twelve times at my old house.
If we are talking US race war, I'm claiming white, though. Sorry.
You are like zero percent Mexican. It's almost the only thing that you are not.
I might be more Mexican than you ... Nah ...
However if this war is to be played on basketball courts .............
If a race war broke out and I wanted to side with Mexicans, I would be screwed
Azteca Market is badass. Where else can you eat breakfast taquitos, buy fresh fruit, roasted corn, carne empanadas, corn torillas and a chocolate cake?
That place is badass.
Where is Azteca Market? I like carne empanadas.
If a race war broke out I would vouch for Kori to be on the Mexican side. My BFF timvp would have to fight for recognition.
I might be more Mexican than you ... Nah ...
It's on the corner of Southcross and Goliad.
If a race war breaks out, I'm looking up the really old school Sicilian relatives.
I'm not allowed to venture there.
Lot of meat to be had in Whitey's garage, is all I'm sayin'! F*ck hubcaps, I'm talking Broadway/ Nacogdoches
P.S. I don't live in this town no mo
Kori is only allowed to go south of Hildebrand for Spurs games and when we go to Fort Lauderdale in the summer.
South of San Pedro
Mexican Mafia>Sicilians
But we're sharper dressers.
Besides, my Spanish isn't good enough to pass for Mexican, so I'd have to take my chances with the guineas.
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