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  1. #76
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    I probably got fired yesterday. It's such bull . All I did was punch out an old woman who kept being pissy about how thin I sliced her lunchmeat. And, I mean, it's right at the end of my shift, too. My brain's running on autopilot, my give-a-damn is severely busted, and I just want to get the out of the deli, go upstairs, clock out, and go home. But noooooo. This old decides she has to keep me from going home because my asshole co-workers are both on break, and I'm the only one back there. For 's sake, I get in *one* little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Man, forget it. Yo, holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air.
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    Believe.
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    I want to kill myself now.
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    Win. Whatever it Takes Whisky Dog's Avatar
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    THe only chance you have of being happy ......................... Lions fan...

    Wha..wha...wha..whaaaaaaaaat?!!!!!
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    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    I want to kill myself now.
    Hallelujah.
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    Goodwill Ambassador spurs_fan_in_exile's Avatar
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    I want to kill myself now.
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    I want to kill myself now.
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  7. #82
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    Hivemind.
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  8. #83
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I want to kill myself now.
    Don't let us stop you.
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  9. #84
    Banned
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    yesyesyesiwanttokeelmyselftoo
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  10. #85
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    What a coincidence! We want you to kill yourself, too. Nothing would make us happier.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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  12. #87
    Believe.
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    I tried to overdose on Viagra to go out with a bang but all i got was a stiff neck.
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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I probably got fired yesterday. It's such bull . All I did was punch out an old woman who kept being pissy about how thin I sliced her lunchmeat. And, I mean, it's right at the end of my shift, too. My brain's running on autopilot, my give-a-damn is severely busted, and I just want to get the out of the deli, go upstairs, clock out, and go home. But noooooo. This old decides she has to keep me from going home because my asshole co-workers are both on break, and I'm the only one back there. For 's sake, I get in *one* little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Man, forget it. Yo, holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel-Air.
    i thought you were a master of meat handling
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  14. #89
    Darkseid Is. Mister Sinister's Avatar
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    Ha, HA! Double entendre!
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  15. #90
    I love J.T. smeagol's Avatar
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    I tried to overdose on Viagra to go out with a bang but all i got was a stiff neck.
    You are still posting.

    You were not banned.

    Quit complaining.
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  16. #91
    Believe.
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    Who's complaining that was so 4 hours ago.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Who's complaining that was so 4 hours ago.
    You're a pussy.
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  18. #93
    Believe.
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    The force is weak in this one
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  19. #94
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    You post something that has potential harm to people's computer as a joke. You are then a smart ass to Slomo about it, which gets your lame screen name name banned, so you start this thread and continue to act like a , and then you send a PM to me whining like a .

    An apology after Slomo deleted your thread would have been cool.
    An apology after Slomo banned your screen name would have been cool.
    Continuing to act like a baby under this other screen name doesn't accomplish anything except get you closer to an IP ban.

    *shrug*
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  20. #95
    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    I don't know why people never learn some simple basics here.

    1) If you are reprimanded by me in anyway, talking back to me never works.

    2) If you get a thread closed or deleted for any reason, starting a new thread to about it never works.

    3) If you PM me and explain your side without causing a public fuss, I'll almost always side with the poster.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    That was graduate school for some of us . . .
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    Believe. BigZak's Avatar
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    just don't call slomo a communist, cuz he'll kick your ass...
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  23. #98
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I like Slomo. He is nice.
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  24. #99
    Don't drink the Watah! Smackie Chan's Avatar
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    Pistons_In_7
    Believe.

    Position: Pass-First Guard
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    vBookie Cash: $1000
    Post Count: 330


    330 posts shows two things, you either can't figure out by how things run around here.............or you one lucky vato to not get banned by now so maybe Slomo is having a senor moment (McCain joke) and is falling behind on his Job?

    I wonder which of the two is correct.
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  25. #100
    Veteran Ignignokt's Avatar
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    This thread had asskiss bait all over it.
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