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[degenerate_gambler]

It pisses me off that phones do much now! I know I only use about 20% of my phone's features. I have one of those Walkman phones and I'm just thrilled I can listen to Morning Edition while I run. I have no idea how to use the MP3 or whatever else. And wtf is a template?! I think it has to do with texting, but most people who have texted me know that it wll be a long wait for my reply cuz I'm so slow. Better just to call me!

I'm with you....the only thing I know how to do on my phone is make/take calls.

And no special ringtones or crap like that. I just keep it on vibrate in my front pocket to get a cheap thrill every now and then. Call me..

[SpursWoman]

Ohhh...you mean "please enjoy the music while your party is reached" things? Mine are ringtones that *I* hear when I get a call. I downloaded songs from myxertones that remind me of the people on my cell phone and assigned them. That way when I hear "Kung Fu Fighting" I know it's my b/f calling, "Sweet Home Alabama" is my son calling, etc.

I had did a caller tone thingy to Chris one time as a joke ... it says something like "Hang on, your girlfriend will be with you shortly" or something cheesy like that. I thought it was funny.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I had one of those caller tunes for a short period. Played Wish You Were Here.

Love that song so I made it my ringer instead.

Subtle threadjacks are the bestest.

[CuckingFunt]

Where you call someone and instead of hearing the ringing before they answer you hear a song. Its something that the person your calling wont even hear the song, its very very stupid!!

I have that because Verizon won't let me get rid of it easily, and I don't feel like jumping through hoops to get a 99¢ monthly charge taken off my bill. That feature doesn't bother me too much depending on the song, but most people who call me are confused if they're not expecting it.

One of my biggest cell phone pet peeves (in addition to the general overuse/social etiquette pet peeve) is the use of ringtones that have words. I like fun ringtones -- my phone has "Soul Bossa Nova" (the Austin Powers theme), the Batman theme, and a few others that I've downloaded -- but I absolutely can't stand when people have a clip of a song that includes the lyrics. I also hate when people use cheap and/or homemade ringtones that are really low quality and/or distorted. Lastly, anyone whose ringtone is a siren, someone obnoxiously shouting "Hey! Answer your damn phone!", or some other random collection of noises, deserves to be shot.

[RandomGuy]

I have that because Verizon won't let me get rid of it easily, and I don't feel like jumping through hoops to get a 99¢ monthly charge taken off my bill. That feature doesn't bother me too much depending on the song, but most people who call me are confused if they're not expecting it.

One of my biggest cell phone pet peeves (in addition to the general overuse/social etiquette pet peeve) is the use of ringtones that have words. I like fun ringtones -- my phone has "Soul Bossa Nova" (the Austin Powers theme), the Batman theme, and a few others that I've downloaded -- but I absolutely can't stand when people have a clip of a song that includes the lyrics. I also hate when people use cheap and/or homemade ringtones that are really low quality and/or distorted. Lastly, anyone whose ringtone is a siren, someone obnoxiously shouting "Hey! Answer your damn phone!", or some other random collection of noises, deserves to be shot.

You say that as if random is bad.

[CuckingFunt]

You say that as if random is bad.

Random is fine.

Random noises, at full volume, on an endless loop... not so much.

[JoeChalupa]

I'm with you....the only thing I know how to do on my phone is make/take calls.

And no special ringtones or crap like that. I just keep it on vibrate in my front pocket to get a cheap thrill every now and then. Call me..

Same here. I have no ring tones other than the ones that came with the phone.

[ATRAIN]

I have that because Verizon won't let me get rid of it easily, and I don't feel like jumping through hoops to get a 99¢ monthly charge taken off my bill. That feature doesn't bother me too much depending on the song, but most people who call me are confused if they're not expecting it.

One of my biggest cell phone pet peeves (in addition to the general overuse/social etiquette pet peeve) is the use of ringtones that have words. I like fun ringtones -- my phone has "Soul Bossa Nova" (the Austin Powers theme), the Batman theme, and a few others that I've downloaded -- but I absolutely can't stand when people have a clip of a song that includes the lyrics. I also hate when people use cheap and/or homemade ringtones that are really low quality and/or distorted. Lastly, anyone whose ringtone is a siren, someone obnoxiously shouting "Hey! Answer your damn phone!", or some other random collection of noises, deserves to be shot.

The one ringtone and caller tune I need to get is "I got something in my front pocket for you". You know the song Butters tap dances too hahahaha. That is hilarious.

[CuckingFunt]

The one ringtone and caller tune I need to get is "I got something in my front pocket for you". You know the song Butters tap dances too hahahaha. That is hilarious.

Even though it goes against everything I just said about ringtones, I would totally get Butters' version of "What What in the Butt."

[ATRAIN]

Even though it goes against everything I just said about ringtones, I would totally get Butters' version of "What What in the Butt."

LOL

[RandomGuy]

Random is fine.

Random noises, at full volume, on an endless loop... not so much.

Ok, in that case:

Here is a random number between one and a billion:

220,482,591

Timestamp: 2008-04-24 20:10:18 UTC

Courtesy of http://www.random.org/ (no affiliation)

[RandomGuy]

Same here. I have no ring tones other than the ones that came with the phone.

Me neither. It rings, I answer it. It's simple.

All the rest of the bells and whistles are pointless to me, other than an addressbook and a clock.

Now if they had one that could pay off your student loans...

[Das Texan]

I have Mr. Tambourine Man as my ring tone.

[mrsmaalox]

I have a ring tone called "Fairy" that sounds like the wave of a fairy's wand; it's very subtle and people just usually look around and say "Did you hear something?"

[Sunshine]

Y'all don't want to be around me when my celly rings then!

I have: Sweet Home Alabama, East to West, It's Raining Men, Kung Fu Fighting, Miss Me Baby, Wake up Little Susie, Theme from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Sherry, Keeper of the Stars, Mario beat, Banana Phone and Theme from The Office.

[Shelly]

The iPhone has an old school ring tone. We're so used to different types of ring tones that when his cell 1st rang, it took us awhile to realize what it was. We thought it was the a phone ringing on tv.

[Borosai]

Back in the day, when I had a cell phone, I used the single beep as my ringtone. That's the way to go.

[Don Quixote]

One of my biggest cell phone pet peeves (in addition to the general overuse/social etiquette pet peeve) is the use of ringtones that have words. I like fun ringtones -- my phone has "Soul Bossa Nova" (the Austin Powers theme), the Batman theme, and a few others that I've downloaded -- but I absolutely can't stand when people have a clip of a song that includes the lyrics. I also hate when people use cheap and/or homemade ringtones that are really low quality and/or distorted. Lastly, anyone whose ringtone is a siren, someone obnoxiously shouting "Hey! Answer your dang phone!", or some other random collection of noises, deserves to be shot.

I'm with you there.

The worst are when people have some obnoxious rap song as their ring tone, and the guy is cussing or saying "ho" or "beyotch" over and over.

[2Blonde]

I had one of those caller tunes for a short period. Played Wish You Were Here.

Love that song so I made it my ringer instead.

Subtle threadjacks are the bestest.

Well then you guys might want to do a little work on that "subtle" part

[ShoogarBear]

My ringtone.