The completely random thought thread

[ATRAIN]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

I dont know about baby oil but I can whip up some baby batter really quick.

[ATRAIN]

I woke up with a headache.

oh yeah I woke up with a boner

[CuckingFunt]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.

Lots of practice?

[mrsmaalox]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.

I've suspected this for quite a while now.

[desflood]

I dont know about baby oil but I can eat up some baby batter really quick.

And the truth comes out at last.

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this for quite a while now.

And the truth comes out at last.

!! That was worse than Maalox not knowing yesterday was wed. FML!!! I changed it but doesnt matter I already ed myself.

[ATRAIN]

I hate you all

[mrsmaalox]

!! That was worse than Maalox not knowing yesterday was wed. FML!!! I changed it but doesnt matter I already ed myself.

I've suspected this as well.

[ATRAIN]

Lots of practice?

you

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this for quite a while now.

you too

[ATRAIN]

And the truth comes out at last.

Des I thought we were cool, im dissapointed

[ATRAIN]

I've suspected this as well.

well thats a given, which guy doesnt.

[ATRAIN]

maybe I should have had a V8

[PakiDan]

maybe I should have had a V8

Would it have been as quenching as that load of baby batter?

[ATRAIN]

Would it have been as quenching as that load of baby batter?

dont know it has protein from what I hear.

[mrsmaalox]

you too

No thank you; just continue to yourself!

[desflood]

Des I thought we were cool, im dissapointed

I thought so too, but this

I hate you all

is a pretty strong reaction to some light-hearted (at least on my part) teasing.






Besides, you know you left that door open yourself. Nobody to blame but you, kiddo

[JoeChalupa]

Saw the cardiologist today and found out that I have some blockage in my heart and legs so I have to have a procedure done to fix them. Damn that barbacoa!!

[angel_luv]

You know Angel.... for being Ms. Christian, you sure have a lot of impatience and pent up anger for people.... I'm just sayin... maybe a career change?... I hear ACORN is hiring.

I am not bitter or angry. I just miss common courtesy and, for that matter, common sense.

No thanks about ACORN. I don't want to work for a nut.

[mrsmaalox]

Saw the cardiologist today and found out that I have some blockage in my heart and legs so I have to have a procedure done to fix them. Damn that barbacoa!!

Angioplasty? Easy as pie, you'll do great!

[JoeChalupa]

Angioplasty? Easy as pie, you'll do great!

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

[manufan10]

Anyone going to dress up for Halloween?

[marini martini]

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

Groin, schmoin Joe!!! You just had your big toe amputated. WTF???

But if you're really concerned, ask for demerol!!!

[JoeChalupa]

Groin, schmoin Joe!!! You just had your big toe amputated. WTF???

But if you're really concerned, ask for demerol!!!

I'm not into pain so I'll ask for something for sure!! And no mouse you can't have any.

[PakiDan]

Yeah, he said it takes about 15 minutes. The only thing that worried me was when he said he is going in through my groin area. In at 1pm and out that same afternoon.

Joe, I've had that done three times... It's a simple procedure... first, they make you feel reeaaaallll nice with a drug tail. You're awake the whole time, but you feel great! The worst part is after, when they have to apply direct pressure for a good amount of time since there is a hole in your major artery. It's quick though... good thing they caught this early... Good luck my man!

P.S. - and you get to have someone shave your balls!