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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    You should've taken the coke to a strip joint and you would've been knee deep in pussy.
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    The crack or the fat dildo wielding chick?
    Thats ed up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack s can be fat......
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    Literally knee deep in pussy. Stippers have huge holes.
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    Thats ed up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack s can be fat......
    Believe me, they can be.
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    Thats ed up if they are the same person. Although I dont think crack s can be fat......
    Maybe she enjoys jman's crack.
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    Fat crack s have huge vaginas as well.
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    Fat crack s have huge vaginas as well.
    Goddammit you just made me spit Dr Pepper all over my computer
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    Fat crack s have huge vaginas as well.
    I think skinny crack s do as well.

    Back in the day, I used to know a lot of girls who did porn and cocaine/crack all the time. They were all skinny, but their boyfriends said they were like the Grand Canyon.

    So I guess s are s, fat or skinny.
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    I think skinny crack s do as well.

    Back in the day, I used to know a lot of girls who did porn and cocaine/crack all the time. They were all skinny, but their boyfriends said they were like the Grand Canyon.
    I didnt know that crack made vaginas react so harshly
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    You hung out with crackhead porn chicks? That's badass.
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    So seriously, you saw/tasted the coke and you just left? Did you explain why or you just left?
    she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

    she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appe e suppressant.
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    I didnt know that crack made vaginas react so harshly
    I'm guessing it's moreso the whoring that goes along with the crack.
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    That is sick. I don't wanna hear the reasoning behind big vaginas and crack.
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    she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

    she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appe e suppressant.
    @ laundry detergent
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    she wasn't at her apt at the time... she left me her keys and wanted me to wait there for her while she was working... i started watching a movie and drinking some beers ... then i had to take a piss... i went to the restroom and saw a bag full of white power on the top part of the toilet. i dabbed my finger in it and dabbed it on my lips... my lips went numb and i thought "this is cocaine... this ho" and i left... i told her why i left the next day in a txt message and she told me it was laundry detergent if somebody goes right now and puts some laundry detergent on their lips and tells me it numbs their lips... ill feel bad... not really.. .but maybe...

    she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appe e suppressant.
    Well, how much powder was in the bag. Like if it was a few cups, I doubt it was coke - unless she's really rich.
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    she's an amateur model and i reckon she was using it as an appe e suppressant.
    So she's a stripper?
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    dildo girl/coke /yellow canine girl are all different people.
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    I'm guessing it's moreso the whoring that goes along with the crack.
    Hmm, that is probably a good deduction.

    Why dont you tell that chick to just get some adderall, I wouldnt eat for days when I had to take that
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Well, how much powder was in the bag. Like if it was a few cups, I doubt it was coke - unless she's really rich.
    umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.
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    That's about $40 bucks worth. You could've taken it and sold it.
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    umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.
    Was it already broken up, or was it all clumpy like?
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    If you cut it with some baking soda you could've made about $80.
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    So jman, did you walk outside out of the house with white powder on your lips or did you lick it off?
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    Or you could've cooked it and made a couple of hundred.
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    umm... maybe a couple table spoons? not even a 1/4 cup for sure.
    Then I'm guessing it was coke. Why would she have a couple tablespoons of laundry soap in a bag in the bathroom?!

    And laundry soap tastes like soap, so you are probably right.
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