Free Quattro Razor (14)

[florige]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...

Damn you to A......

[mrsmaalox]

I sound like Richard Harris without the accent, and with a lisp.

If Richard Harris was deaf.

[to21]

If Richard Harris was deaf.

Ahhhh.

That dosen't matter, you would still show him ur feet.

[ATRAIN]

I would call you but I would be afraid you would be rubbing one out while we talk ...

LOL yup you got that right. I think he already rubbed one out with your lame troll.

[samikeyp]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.

[florige]

Exactly.

Add the complication of him being in the cruiser while doing so, and... I just couldn't live with myself if I caused that kind of accident.

The only way would be if you two called me and allowed me to listen to you two have hot unrated phone sex... The with that, I would call out that night..

[ATRAIN]

Does he sound like Gomer Pyle?

I bet he does.

I SURE DO!! Wait, you have heard my voice baboso!!

[mrsmaalox]

Ahhhh.

That dosen't matter, you would still show him ur feet.

Of course. I didn't say "blind" I said deaf

[Melmart1]

The only way would be if you two called me and allowed me to listen to you two have hot unrated phone sex... The with that, I would call out that night..

I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.

[florige]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.

What am I the only one who hasn't talked to Mel yet?

[ATRAIN]

Yeah, it's been a while. And I've talked to you in person, too.

2 up.

I'm going to call you later. Oh yeah and I have drank your Hurricane too.

3 up

[CuckingFunt]

I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.

Ditto.

[florige]

I can't believe you thought that.

Like I said how would I know. Like if Marini told me she was a professor at Yale or something. How would I know any better.

[katyon6th]

I'm going to call you later. Oh yeah and I have drank your Hurricane too.

3 up

Yeah, well I ate one of your fries.

I win.

[florige]

I have never even thought of having phone sex with Funt, sorry.

Oh well it was worth a try.

[CuckingFunt]

Like I said how would I know. Like if Marini told me she was a professor at Yale or something. How would I know any better.

Bad example. I don't think anyone here is quite that gullible.

[RichardSimmons]

All the men on this board sound the same.

You really think so?

[peewee's lovechild]

Mel has that hot Latina voice working.

That alone will make you .

[mrsmaalox]

What am I the only one who hasn't talked to Mel yet?

I haven't.

[florige]

I haven't.

Good at least I don;t feel left out.

[mrsmaalox]

You really think so?

Maybe not all, but several of them do.

[peewee's lovechild]

I haven't.

You should.

You guys sound like you could be BFF.

[mrsmaalox]

You should.

You guys sound like you could be BFF.

Why do our voices sound alike? Poor Mel will hate that!

[florige]

Ditto.

I guess I will have to settle for hearing you two at seperate occasions, right Funt and Mel?

[CuckingFunt]

I guess I will have to settle for hearing you two at seperate occasions, right Funt and Mel?

Just because I've spoken to a few people doesn't mean I hand my number out willy nilly.