The completely random thought thread

[JoeChalupa]

Joe, I've had that done three times... It's a simple procedure... first, they make you feel reeaaaallll nice with a drug tail. You're awake the whole time, but you feel great! The worst part is after, when they have to apply direct pressure for a good amount of time since there is a hole in your major artery. It's quick though... good thing they caught this early... Good luck my man!

P.S. - and you get to have someone shave your balls!

I'd better tell the wife to bring home some shaving lotion. Thanks for the heads up.

[desflood]

Saw the cardiologist today and found out that I have some blockage in my heart and legs so I have to have a procedure done to fix them. Damn that barbacoa!!

It'll be fine. My husband's grandmother had one about 12 years ago, at 68 or so. She's assistant director of her local senior center now. She calls it "helping the old people".

[JudynTX]

Today has been a strange day indeed. Is there a full moon tonight?

[iggypop123]

i have 2 hot teachers. why do they have to be married.....

[xellos88330]

Since life on this planet starts as a single cell and has a certain mass, then will the weight of the life on the Earth eventually cause earthquakes due to the extra weight from the multiplication of cells on the tectonic plates?

[Bartender]

I love a woman who loves beer.

[manufan10]

Tgif!

[JoeChalupa]

Friday!!

[ATRAIN]

I wish it was friday for me im on call this weekend.

[angel_luv]

I work all day Saturday.

[ATRAIN]

I work all day Saturday.

Well when I am "on call" I have to be in the office. So ill be here 12 hours on sat and 12 on sunday. Sunday I have to be here for some migrations and Maintenance windows so ill prob be busy all day.

[angel_luv]

Well when I am "on call" I have to be in the office. So ill be here 12 hours on sat and 12 on sunday. Sunday I have to be here for some migrations and Maintenance windows so ill prob be busy all day.

Aw man. Sorry to hear that.

Are you at least paid extra or given an alternate day off?

[sonic21]

we've set the day today, i'm getting married in July the 10th.

[JoeChalupa]

Congrats!!

[angel_luv]

we've set the day today, i'm getting married in July the 10th.

I'm very happy for you. Congrats! Blessings on your wedding planning and marriage.

[sonic21]

thanks!!

[ATRAIN]

Aw man. Sorry to hear that.

Are you at least paid extra or given an alternate day off?

yeah getting OT and off half of next week.

[angel_luv]

yeah getting OT and off half of next week.

Nice!

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit, why am I so wimpy today??

[JudynTX]

Dammit, why am I so wimpy today??

Wha? Someone challenge you to a fight and you said no?

[SpursStalker]

It's windy outside ...

[JudynTX]

I can't believe I forgot Sunny in Philadelphia was on last night.

[xellos88330]

Where the are all my socks? None of them match.

[JoeChalupa]

I just had a visit from a nice young home health care nurse.

[balli]

Me and my formerly broken desk lamp think teflon tape is the motherf'ing . to you teflon tape.