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[midgetonadonkey]

Dave may get him in the door though. Then he can bake a cheesecake and then play the coldplay while getting laid.

Dave Matthews is getting nobody laid. He can't even get laid.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I write for Esquire.

Nice. I think I own one issue. The one with Scarlett Johannsen on the cover. Last years, though.

[midgetonadonkey]

I forgot to tell you Midge, I get a cut of all your writing earnings. Call it a finder's fee. So when you become Editor-In-Chief of "High Times" I want some free mota.

It's a deal.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice. I think I own one issue. The one with Scarlett Johannsen on the cover. Last years, though.

I was at that photo shoot. She is a in person.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

FYI, I know nothing about gardening. I haven't even cut my grass in over 6 months.

I thought mel said you were mexican

[Melmart1]

I'm down for a nekkid girly food fight with cheesecake. I'm pretty sure I had a dream about that once ...

the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl...

[CuckingFunt]

The way you act... I don't like it. Or your avatar, either... Or the way you typed your user name in all caps like an attention ... or the way it messes up the margins... amongst other things.

This made me laugh more than it should have.

And, oh yeah, you all for talking so much when I'm not here. I've got a lot to catch up on.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I was at that photo shoot. She is a in person.

Wow. I wouldn't think that of her. Oh well.

[ShoogarBear]

Boner is on!

[ashbeeigh]

Viva needs to look up the definition of an oral receptive character. That's my psychanalysis.

[CuckingFunt]

the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl...

Wait... what?

This is going on and I'm stuck six pages back?

[Melmart1]

The Funt is here!

[Melmart1]

Viva needs to look up the definition of an oral receptive character. That's my psychanalysis.

I am orally receptive!

[tlongII]

I would like Mel a lot more if she would post a picture of her boobs.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow. I wouldn't think that of her. Oh well.

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.

[ashbeeigh]

I am orally receptive!

You two aren't compatable personalities.

[Melmart1]

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Ohhh, NOES!

[Jekka]

the cheeesecake, let's just get messy in a vat of the filling before it's baked. Then, instead of licking the bowl...

Cheesecake batter is even better! This may be your best idea ever. So when are you free?

[Melmart1]

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.

Since she is British, does that mean soccer?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You two aren't compatable personalities.

I thought Paula Abdul said Opposites Attract?

[ShoogarBear]

The Funt is here!

[ashbeeigh]

Kiera Knightley was great though. She bought me some coffee and we talked about football.

Did she eat anything? I heard she was anorexic. You probably should have taken her to tea.

[ShoogarBear]

Nobody here probably even gets that.

[midgetonadonkey]

Since she is British, does that mean soccer?

Yeah, she loves the Real Madrid team. She went on and on about David Beckham. I was bored with the soccer talk but she was nice to look at so I tolerated her .

[ashbeeigh]

I thought Paula Abdul said Opposites Attract?

You take your advice from that dip ?