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  1. #1001
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    somebody put celophane all around my car... es will pay.
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  2. #1002
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    it actually helped get rid of the layer of dirt that had formed. so really i should be thinking them.
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  3. #1003
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    yea, the other day someone put toilet paper and peanut butter on my car. although they did the tiest job ever. almost all the toilet paper fell off the car and was in my grass, and the peanut butter was just a couple huge clumps, not even spread over the car. i was dissappointed.
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  4. #1004
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I got Jager!

    I got Jager!!

    I got Jager!!!
    Did you notice there are only four people left in Survivor league and three of them are girls -- you, me and Kori.
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Did you notice there are only four people left in Survivor league and three of them are girls -- you, me and Kori.
    I did. I am in good company.
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  6. #1006
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I got Jager!

    I got Jager!!

    I got Jager!!!
    Jager bombs tonight!!
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    somebody put celophane all around my car... es will pay.
    that happened this summer in Dallas. Funniest thing...ever. Take the person's clothes out of their closet. That's the ultimate revenge.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I got Jager!

    I got Jager!!

    I got Jager!!!
    Where (the ) is my vodka bottle??????
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  9. #1009
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Where (the ) is my vodka bottle??????
    ashbeeigh's cooch.
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  10. #1010
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh's cooch.
    Every now and then I like to change things up.

    So, no.
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  11. #1011
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    that happened this summer in Dallas. Funniest thing...ever. Take the person's clothes out of their closet. That's the ultimate revenge.
    Lame.

    Everybody knows the ultimate revenge is murdering a close family member and then having sex with the corpse in front of the person.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh's cooch.
    I don't burn that badly when I go down.
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  13. #1013
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    I don't burn that badly when I go down.
    yeah but it does when someone goes down on you.
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  14. #1014
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    damn. That was dirty. CF is throwing up a little bit in her mouth, wherever she is.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    yeah but it does when someone goes down on you.
    Lies.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Lies.
    Only if you cleaned that thing out once in a while.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Only if you cleaned that thing out once in a while.
    Wouldn't you like to know.
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  18. #1018
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    ashbeeigh, have you ever given a blowjob?
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  19. #1019
    Believe. trashbeigh's Avatar
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    I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.
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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    Wouldn't you like to know.
    Let's see....do I want to go where every man has gone before?

    No.
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  21. #1021
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    something is missing today. ..what is it ?
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  22. #1022
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    something is missing today. ..what is it ?
    Burnt mecco.
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  23. #1023
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    im going to state, where the girls are finer and a lot dumber so i have a higer chance of getting felatio'd
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  24. #1024
    Believe. TenBuckTammy's Avatar
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    I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.
    I suck.
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  25. #1025
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I don't burn that badly when I go down.
    This is true.

    I can attest to that.
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