Free Quattro Razor (10)

[ShoogarBear]

It's like you've ripped my hear out Mortal Combat style and stomped on it with stilletto heels.

Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?

[Melmart1]

Mad Dog??

Never heard of it.
But, MD 20/20 was my lunch and dinner for 5 years.

Mad Dog 20/20

[peewee's lovechild]

Also my wit and cir ference . . .

are equitable?

And, since you have no wit . . .

[CuckingFunt]

Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?

Black.

With metal heels.

[Melmart1]

Mel doing that is kind of a hot image.

What color heels?

I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's , then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.

[peewee's lovechild]

Mad Dog 20/20

!

Really??

That's what the MD stood for all these years??

Had no idea.

Tropical Punch, and the Hawaiian one are my favorite.
I never tried the Prune flavored one.

I have my limits.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's , then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.

That's how you made me feel.

[CuckingFunt]

I've seen a clip of a woman wearing stilettos and stomping on a guy's , then grinding it into the carpet. It made my clit flinch in sympathy.

I've seen that before, too.

If it made my girly parts hurt, I can't imagine what a guy would have felt watching it.

[Melmart1]

!

Really??

That's what the MD stood for all these years??

Had no idea.

Tropical Punch, and the Hawaiian one are my favorite.
I never tried the Prune flavored one.

I have my limits.

Honestly, I don't know what the MD really stands for, but that's just what my friends and I always called it. We drank lots of it cus it was so cheap and had a higher alcohol content. All the drunks used to steal that and Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose when I worked at HEB.

[ShoogarBear]

MD = Mogan David

Mad Dog is just a nickname created for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Honestly, I don't know what the MD really stands for, but that's just what my friends and I always called it. We drank lots of it cus it was so cheap and had a higher alcohol content. All the drunks used to steal that and Thunderbird or Wild Irish Rose when I worked at HEB.

We used to chug one right before our football games.

Our coach would turn a blind eye to it all.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.bumwine.com/

One of the great web sites ever. You must read it; it's hilarious.

[CuckingFunt]

The only alcoholic beverages I've ever liked are basic, boring tails.

[peewee's lovechild]

MD = Mogan David

Mad Dog is just a nickname created for it.

Isn't Mogan David a kosher wine??

I wasn't aware that Jews were responsible for MD 20/20.

They gave us Jesus and MD 20/20.
They're good peeps, but they lack in quality.

[ShoogarBear]

There was Prune-flavored MD 20/20?

[ShoogarBear]

The only alcoholic beverages I've ever liked are basic, boring tails.

It doesn't matter, as long as you become loose and pliable.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that er was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"

[CuckingFunt]

It doesn't matter, as long as you become loose and pliable.

I start out pliable, I become giggly and obnoxious.

[Melmart1]

http://www.bumwine.com/

One of the great web sites ever. You must read it; it's hilarious.

I forgot about Night Train. One time a bum came in and tried to actually pay for a bottle of that. But the alcohol content is so high, it couldn't be sold after 10pm. He got maaaad about that! We had to have security escort him out. I have never heard of Cisco.

[peewee's lovechild]

There was Prune-flavored MD 20/20?

yea, dude.

We always avoided that one like the plague.

If they were out of all the other MD's, we'd go with Boone's.

[ShoogarBear]

Isn't Mogan David a kosher wine??

I wasn't aware that Jews were responsible for MD 20/20.

They gave us Jesus and MD 20/20.
They're good peeps, but they lack in quality.

http://www.bumwine.com/md2020.html

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. MD Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that MD 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in MD 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub s , but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of MD 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.

I always assumed it was Jewish and possibly kosher, but don't know it for a fact.

[peewee's lovechild]

I forgot about Night Train.

Guns N' Roses made that famous.

[CuckingFunt]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that er was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"

I think there will be.

Lou Diamond Phillips hired a cholo years ago to follow him around and periodically scream "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

During a down time in both of thier careers, that hired cholo was actually Esai Morales.

[ShoogarBear]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that er was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"

Can he even sing?

That could be a classic of unintentional comedy.

[Melmart1]

I just saw a commercial promoting "Camelot" starring Lou Diamond Phillips at the Majestic.

I thought that er was dead.

I will only go if there is a cholo in the middle of the musical that screams "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchiiiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!"

I read somewhere that his ex-wife is now Melissa Etheridge's lover. Not sure how true that is, but its kinda funny. I dated a guy once whose ex-wife left him for a woman and thems mens are damaged!