Free Quattro Razor (6)

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.break.com/index/phone-sex...-elevator.html

[CuckingFunt]

Chachos!!!

I got the squirts so bad that it felt like I had gone through 3 days of non-stop gay sex.

It wouldn't have to be gay sex.

I'm sure that anal sex feels the same to gay couples as it does to heterosexual couples.

[CuckingFunt]

Waaait ... you and peewee exchanged sexually-charged PMs about porn and ashbeeigh?

Seriously. Even if they're jokes, I'm going to have to stop associating with peewee if the feigned assbeigh love doesn't cease. Immediately.

[Kori Ellis]

Girls - please answer my thread about the hottest male athletes.

Thanks.

[CuckingFunt]

The Von Bondies never got very big, but "Pawn Shoppe Heart" is a solid album.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Von Bondies never got very big, but "Pawn Shoppe Heart" is a solid album.

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.

I hate jocks.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you should post my name on the hottest male athletes thread.

Besides, I just read that thread and you pretty much did it yourself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Besides, I just read that thread and you pretty much did it yourself.

Yea, but I need the support of my loving fans.

[CuckingFunt]

Yea, but I need the support of my loving fans.

Get ashbeeigh to post your name, then.

[peewee's lovechild]

Get ashbeeigh to post your name, then.

Have I lost you?

[CuckingFunt]

Have I lost you?

The question should be, did you ever have me?

[marini martini]

Isn't that the insurance company with the lizard?

[CuckingFunt]

I got these adorable, tiny little seedless watermelons at the grocery store the other day and they're ing fantastic!

[peewee's lovechild]

The question should be, did you ever have me?

I hate when you toy with me.

[CuckingFunt]

I hate when you toy with me.

That's a bloody lie, and you know it.

[Silver21_Black20]

I miss the Cruiser already.

[CuckingFunt]

I miss the Cruiser already.

Did you ever go cruising in the Cruiser, or was is purely for utilitarian purposes?

[Silver21_Black20]

Did you ever go cruising in the Cruiser, or was is purely for utilitarian purposes?

We cruised down to Port Aransas.

midge put 4,000 miles, in 3 weeks, on that car.

[CuckingFunt]

We cruised down to Port Aransas.

midge put 4,000 miles, in 3 weeks, on that car.

Did he name it?

If he did, I'm thinking his disgust for the PT was all an act.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't name a damn thing. I hated that ing car.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss the Cruiser already.

Is Midge all broken up about having to turn in the Cruiser?

[CuckingFunt]

I love my car, but she doesn't have a name.

Maybe I should name it.

[peewee's lovechild]

I didn't name a damn thing. I hated that ing car.

I still think it would have been badass to open the car doors to the Cruiser with ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man" blaring from the speakers.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ladies go crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.