Free Quattro Razor (8)

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies.

I'll back you up on that.

It tastes a little like honey.

I was pleasantly surprised.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know about ashbeigh, but I give amazing blowjobs.

So they say.

I'm still waiting.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, I'm horny.

[samikeyp]

Damn, I'm horny.

How is right now any different than any other time?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

ashbeeigh, have you ever given a blowjob?

this question is does she give a blowjob or a handjob. a blowjob is a blowjob. keep your hands to your side, ladies. make note of that tidbit. the sloppier the better.

[Silver21_Black20]

Damn, I'm horny.

Since ashbeeigh makes you horny, no vodka for you.

[midgetonadonkey]

this question is does she give a blowjob or a handjob. a blowjob is a blowjob. keep your hands to your side, ladies. make note of that tidbit. the sloppier the better.

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.

that's pretty weak. just like your Texans.

[ORION]

Spoken like a man that has given many blowjobs.

speaking of a man who gives blowjobs where is Batman

[RichardSimmons]

speaking of a man who gives blowjobs where is Batman

[jman3000]

[jman3000]

[ORION]

I think Zack's hair is also trying to fight Slater

[jman3000]

nothing can fight slater... he was bay side's version of the terminator

[jman3000]

if i had a jerry curl like him... i could probably bag this hot indian girl ing with her iphone.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i could probably bag this hot indian girl ing with her iphone.

I would imagine ing your iPhone would stretch the cooch.

[midgetonadonkey]

I would imagine ing your iPhone would stretch the cooch.

Especially is she is Indian. They usually have their s sewn up at 3 years old.

[jman3000]

theyre deceptively slim. i think it would be the same as about 3 fingers worth.

[CuckingFunt]

I would imagine ing your iPhone would stretch the cooch.

Without even considering the stretch factor, I just don't think that would be very pleasurable. They're not really shaped effectively.

[peewee's lovechild]

Since ashbeeigh makes you horny, no vodka for you.

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.

[CuckingFunt]

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.

I think vodka should be forever denied due to the fact that you had to throw a "no longer" in there.

[Mister Sinister]

I agree with the Funt. I also move that the 4th Omen movie be stricken from existence. Forevar.

[ashbeeigh]

Ashbeeigh no longer makes me horny then.

Jerk.

[ashbeeigh]

Everyone should watch the Big Bang Theory. That show was awesome.

[samikeyp]

Everyone should watch the Big Bang Theory. That show was awesome.

You made a sex tape too?