Free Quattro Razor (7)

[jman3000]

i offered drinks too.... wtf at me not getting any love.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You know what jman? You're a jerk and I hate you.

settle down, super pink. he's a good man.

[CuckingFunt]

i offered drinks too.... wtf at me not getting any love.

You're taken care of with the cleavage, so that negotiation is pretty much done.

[jman3000]

i need to learn not to put in my chips so early.... buy low, sell high... buy low, sell high...

[ashbeeigh]

settle down, super pink. he's a good man.

He's lovely, when he's drunk.


I kid. I kid.

[CuckingFunt]

Never heard it called that before, but the imagery is apt.

I thought Squid was the only one inking on es.

[jman3000]

i dont ink on es... i ink on stupid drunk s.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i dont ink on es... i ink on stupid drunk s.

Self-deprecation is funny.

[jman3000]

son of a .. i forgot

[CuckingFunt]

Dumbass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.

[ashbeeigh]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.

How nostalgic.

[ShoogarBear]

I really felt like tubing down the San Marcos River as I drove through there today.

And why were you driving through the San Marcos River?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

And why were you driving through the San Marcos River?

it's the in him.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Flooding was pretty bad.

[Fillmoe]

I successfully masturbated to The View

[atxrocker]

sometimes hole in the wall bars are the best for a few brews after work.

[ShoogarBear]

ROFL

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/show...2&postcount=52

[ORION]

I got a massage yesterday and the I swear the girl who did it put her vagina on my elbow on purpose !

[ATRAIN]

I got a message yesterday and the I swear the girl who did it put her vagina on my elbow on purpose !

do you mean massage?

[ORION]

do you mean massage?

of course I meant massage. I tell you a girl put her vagina on my elbow on purpose while getting a MASSAGE and all you do is correct my typing ?! What is this world coming to ?

[ATRAIN]

well I was just making sure I knew what you were talking about....now that we got that settled, were her balls as big as her adam's apple?

[ORION]

well I was just making sure I knew what you were talking about....now that we got that settled, were her balls as big as her adam's apple?

damn it ! NO NO NO ! it was a little mexican girl in her mid 20's

[ATRAIN]

damn it ! NO NO NO ! it was a little mexican girl in her mid 20's

so what did you do? Did you move your elbow back and forth?

[ORION]

so what did you do? Did you move your elbow back and forth?

no I didn't have my elbow condom on ...