Free Quattro Razor (12)

[ATRAIN]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

LOL yes we know you would!! hahahaah

[peewee's lovechild]

you.

That solidifies your core.
I want to be able to take a bat to my gut after all that is done.

[midgetonadonkey]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

Are you going to lure them into your car with your wicked Tai Chi skills?

[midgetonadonkey]

you.

That solidifies your core.
I want to be able to take a bat to my gut after all that is done.

I bet you do fruity.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

Reminds me of the SA cop that got sent to jail for having sex with a transsexual pros ute and then beat her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you going to lure them into your car with your wicked Tai Chi skills?

Handcuffs would be the easier way.

That, or dragging them by the hair and throwing them in the cruiser.

[peewee's lovechild]

Reminds me of the SA cop that got sent to jail for having sex with a transsexual pros ute and then beat her.

Which begs the question, if you get your sucked by a tranny (and I'm talking about a convincing tranny) and don't know about it, does it make you a ?

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet you do fruity.

Fruits don't take bats to the gut.

[Mister Sinister]

Which begs the question, if you get your sucked by a tranny (and I'm talking about a convincing tranny) and don't know about it, does it make you a ?

Yup.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Which begs the question, if you get your sucked by a tranny (and I'm talking about a convincing tranny) and don't know about it, does it make you a ?

I think I remember 3rdCoast posing that question once.

[ATRAIN]

Reminds me of the SA cop that got sent to jail for having sex with a transsexual pros ute and then beat her.

did he beat her after he found out she was a tranny?

[ATRAIN]

Yup.

LOL and he would know!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I remember 3rdCoast posing that question once.

Who is this 3rd Coast?

Anyway, my question has been answered by the resident .

[ORION]

This girl brought 2 puppies to work today and one of my co-workers was playing with one and it crapped on the floor next to her twice and pissed on her desk. I can't stop laughing

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

did he beat her after he found out she was a tranny?

I don't know, but after digging through the archives, it turns out the cop is getting a new trial.

[florige]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

Right out of Ray Liotta's book from Unlawful Entry huh? I don't think you would want to get with one if these hookers here. Haven't you heard, not only are we tops in murders, we are also tops in STD's too!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know, but after digging through the archives, it turns out the cop is getting a new trial.

Set him free.

All trannies deserve a beat down.

[peewee's lovechild]

Right out of Ray Liotta's book from Unlawful Entry huh? I don't think you would want to get with one if these hookers here. Haven't you heard, not only are we tops in murders, we are also tops in STD's too!!

One word: condom.

I say it, look for the hottest hooker, arrest her and tell her to you or else you'll book her for possesion or some . Then, proceed to have your way with her.

Then, after your done, slap her ass and say, "Thanks for the work out, sweetheart."

[peewee's lovechild]

, now I want a hot hooker.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The hottest hooker?

That's like trying to decide which brand of pen I'd like repeatedly jabbed through my balls.

[ATRAIN]

The hottest hooker?

That's like trying to decide which brand of pen I'd like repeatedly jabbed through my balls.

has anyone in here ever paid for sex or a sexual favor?? I for one haven't but I got offered a blow job for 70 bucks at a strip club in mexico (which IMO was overpriced, I mean she was really hot but come on its Mexico isnt like that supposed to be like 5 bucks or something?)

[florige]

One word: condom.

I say it, look for the hottest hooker, arrest her and tell her to you or else you'll book her for possesion or some . Then, proceed to have your way with her.

Then, after your done, slap her ass and say, "Thanks for the work out, sweetheart."

Trust me dude, if you arrest them you won't have to force them to do anything. They offer it up!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

has anyone in here ever paid for sex or a sexual favor?? I for one haven't but I got offered a blow job for 70 bucks at a strip club in mexico (which IMO was overpriced, I mean she was really hot but come on its Mexico isnt like that supposed to be like 5 bucks or something?)

Unless that blowjob came with a crate of Canel's gum and a 3-liter bottle of penicillin, it's probably a good idea you passed.

[florige]

has anyone in here ever paid for sex or a sexual favor?? I for one haven't but I got offered a blow job for 70 bucks at a strip club in mexico (which IMO was overpriced, I mean she was really hot but come on its Mexico isnt like that supposed to be like 5 bucks or something?)

I was tempted one time like 5 years when I was in DC one night clubbing right before I became po-po. But I pussed out at the end. She was hot too!!

[ORION]

has anyone in here ever paid for sex or a sexual favor?? I for one haven't but I got offered a blow job for 70 bucks at a strip club in mexico (which IMO was overpriced, I mean she was really hot but come on its Mexico isnt like that supposed to be like 5 bucks or something?)

We went down there and we took a friend of ours who "wasn't so lucky" with the ladies and I think we paid like $30 but apparently she ended up doing other stuff. that was one crazy night. every time I turned down an offer they would come back and drop the price by half. Then I had one who tried to give me $50 to get her pregnant. It was a crazy night

[ORION]

damn it !