Free Quattro Razor (12)

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn man that sucks, so have you been stuck at home this whole time?

Yea, and bored as !!!

Well, I was high about 90% of the time anyway.

[ORION]

Yea, and bored as !!!

Well, I was high about 90% of the time anyway.

jacking off is being high so you can safely say you were high 100% of the time

[CuckingFunt]

When do you get to go back to work and keep Midge company?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Florige could probably chuckle at the snark in this headline:

Homicide count in Baltimore hits 275, matching 2006 tally. City leaders surprised strategic plan of holding candle-light vigils and painting murals on abandoned buildings did not work again for the fifth straight year

[peewee's lovechild]

In two weeks? That is surprising.

Yea, I know.

But, my legs wobble and tremble when I squat or walk too long.
It's ing weird.

[peewee's lovechild]

They weren't kidding when they said "no sex for two months."

But, I think I'm ready for that anyway.

[ATRAIN]

I said DAMN !
you should be dead. You and Batman should start a club and call it
"Lucky s"
Did you sue his ass

LMAO!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

jacking off is being high so you can safely say you were high 100% of the time

You are a wise man.

Yoda's got nothing on you.

[ATRAIN]

Yea, I know.

But, my legs wobble and tremble when I squat or walk too long.
It's ing weird.

Does it hurt to rub one out?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

So I was headed for the bathroom. When I'm about 10 feet from the door my boss comes out. After exchanging os he heads back to his office and I go into the bathroom to take a piss. I don't know what the that man had to eat but there was enough of a stench to sting the nostrils. He's a real straightlaced sort of guy, so I can't exactly just joke about this sort of thing. But I know for a while every time I have to talk to him all I'll be able to think about is how I had to hold my breath when I took a leak. Is there any good way to clear the air? (no pun intended)

[peewee's lovechild]

When do you get to go back to work and keep Midge company?

6 more weeks.

[florige]

.

That walker stuff is scary.

He can walk without it some. He said the doctor told him that you pretty much know right away if something is wrong. He said from that excruitating pain he had for the first week how in the could you not tell?

[ORION]

Yea, I know.

But, my legs wobble and tremble when I squat or walk too long.
It's ing weird.

you sounded like batman right there. He said those same exact words after he did anal the first time

[ATRAIN]

They weren't kidding when they said "no sex for two months."

But, I think I'm ready for that anyway.

well its good for you that you couldn't get laid in a morgue

[florige]

Does it hurt to rub one out?

He probably won't be able to even get it up for at least a year I've heard.

[CuckingFunt]

So I was headed for the bathroom. When I'm about 10 feet from the door my boss comes out. After exchanging os he heads back to his office and I go into the bathroom to take a piss. I don't know what the that man had to eat but there was enough of a stench to sting the nostrils. He's a real straightlaced sort of guy, so I can't exactly just joke about this sort of thing. But I know for a while every time I have to talk to him all I'll be able to think about is how I had to hold my breath when I took a leak. Is there any good way to clear the air? (no pun intended)

You have to out-stink him.

On a subconscious level, his ability to give birth to such a pungent odor has threatened your masculinity.

[peewee's lovechild]

I said DAMN !
you should be dead. You and Batman should start a club and call it
"Lucky s"
Did you sue his ass

We sued, but we were three in the car and the car I was in hit another car and the settlement got spread out.

Plus, the sucker lawyers got thier cut too.
So, I didn't get all that much.

[ORION]

So I was headed for the bathroom. When I'm about 10 feet from the door my boss comes out. After exchanging os he heads back to his office and I go into the bathroom to take a piss. I don't know what the that man had to eat but there was enough of a stench to sting the nostrils. He's a real straightlaced sort of guy, so I can't exactly just joke about this sort of thing. But I know for a while every time I have to talk to him all I'll be able to think about is how I had to hold my breath when I took a leak. Is there any good way to clear the air? (no pun intended)

suggest anal douching

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I was headed for the bathroom. When I'm about 10 feet from the door my boss comes out. After exchanging os he heads back to his office and I go into the bathroom to take a piss. I don't know what the that man had to eat but there was enough of a stench to sting the nostrils. He's a real straightlaced sort of guy, so I can't exactly just joke about this sort of thing. But I know for a while every time I have to talk to him all I'll be able to think about is how I had to hold my breath when I took a leak. Is there any good way to clear the air? (no pun intended)

Give him an industrial-strength enema for Christmas.

[CuckingFunt]

6 more weeks.

Are they going to have you do rehab or PT or anything to get strength/endurance/mobility back?

[ATRAIN]

He probably won't be able to even get it up for at least a year I've heard.

LOL hey pee wee did you know that flo rubs one out all the time in the cruiser hahaha

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You have to out-stink him.

On a subconscious level, his ability to give birth to such a pungent odor has threatened your masculinity.

Yep, that one was better than mine.

[ORION]

You have to out-stink him.

On a subconscious level, his ability to give birth to such a pungent odor has threatened your masculinity.

[peewee's lovechild]

you sounded like batman right there. He said those same exact words after he did anal the first time

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i had 15 hot wings from buffalo wild wings last night and boy did my pucker reminded me of that a little while ago. i should've had a towel with me when i was on the throne.