Free Quattro Razor (15)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ok, can someone 'splain to the noob, wtf this thread is about?

Anyone says "A Free Quattro Razor" with no background gets a virtual wedgie.

the "elite" are no longer here. good luck.

[mrsmaalox]

Ain't no one here but us chickens!

[mrsmaalox]

I posted this on another thread yesterday, but I loved it so much I decided to just inflict it on everyone:

[jman3000]

no matter what anybody tells you, getting road head is not as safe as you may think.

[marini martini]

^^^Hit another dear, did ya?

[jman3000]

not a deer... but i nearly blew out a tire hitting the curb.

[marini martini]

So, you almost had two simultanious bolow outs!!??????


got dam, what side of town are you driving around at? Could you please stay off 281 North, please?

[Mister Sinister]

Same as it ever was.

[CuckingFunt]

no matter what anybody tells you, getting road head is not as safe as you may think.

This is true.

[jman3000]

One might think that 2 of america's favorite pass times would go well together... kinda like playing baseball while eating apple pie.


but alas... it wasn't meant to be.

[CuckingFunt]

One might think that 2 of america's favorite pass times would go well together... kinda like playing baseball while eating apple pie.


but alas... it wasn't meant to be.

It's not particularly fun for the giver, either. Uncomfortable. And nearly impossible to ignore the thought that if you cause a crash, your seatbelt isn't going to do much to protect you.

[jman3000]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.

[CuckingFunt]

is it normal for the chick to rip the sides of her lips slightly while giving head? ive never had this problem until recently.

Rip the sides of her lips?

You're either dating a corpse, a snake, or a who SERIOUSLY needs some Carmex.

[tlongII]

This lame-ass thread is still alive???

[jman3000]

Rip the sides of her lips?

You're either dating a corpse, a snake, or a who SERIOUSLY needs some Carmex.

the part of the lips where the upper and lower lips meet... that little crease. apparently i ripped them and there was a bit of blood.

[CuckingFunt]

the part of the lips where the upper and lower lips meet... that little crease. apparently i ripped them and there was a bit of blood.

Does she have a particularly tiny mouth? That just sounds insane to me.

[jman3000]

im not sure about the size of her mouth... it's average i guess.

it's not like she needed s ches or some ... it was just 2 small cuts.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm thinking she needs lip balm. And lots of it.

[jman3000]

how dare that dumb perform fellatio and have un lip balmed lips.... what a .

[jman3000]

and blaze can go to .

my beard is the official playoff beard of 2008... nothing he does or says will prove otherwise.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

not a deer... but i nearly blew out a tire hitting the curb.

i guess youve never seen "the world according to garp"

[mrsmaalox]

i guess youve never seen "the world according to garp"

Or that movie with Steve Martin and Mary Steenburgen...Parenthood?

[Mister Sinister]

Stairs.

[ashbeeigh]

chloraseptic throat lozenges are the best tings in the world.

[jman3000]

chloraseptic throat lozenges are the best tings in the world.

i could give you some liquid salt water flavored throat lozenges.