Free Quattro Razor (10)

[Melmart1]

You hit the nail on the head.

Well, I was wrong about the Army part, you mentioned Air Force. But either way, the majority of the enlisted military comes from Small Town and/or Desperate Town, USA. It's really easy to get a wide-eyed teenager to sign on for a $10,000 bonus, as that's more money than they have ever seen in their lives. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[RashoFan]

I am kinda sick of Toby Keith too....
and sorry I asked.....

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, I was wrong about the Army part, you mentioned Air Force. But either way, the majority of the enlisted military comes from Small Town and/or Desperate Town, USA. It's really easy to get a wide-eyed teenager to sign on for a $10,000 bonus, as that's more money than they have ever seen in their lives. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

I have several cousins in the Army, a couple in the Marines, and the rest are in the Air Force.

I guess my family is not too fond of water.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait, you gave me a plus?! Oh Peewee, if I'd only known.....

Your plus status has been revoked . . . until you apologize for the statements you previously made.

[Melmart1]

Your plus status has been revoked . . . until you apologize for the statements you previously made.

You are a complete man .

[peewee's lovechild]

I am kinda sick of Toby Keith too....

We're all sick of him.

Well, except for mrsmaalox . . . we're working on that.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are a complete man .

I HAVE NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

I HAVE NEVER CHARGED FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

Alright, man . There, happy?

[peewee's lovechild]

Alright, man . There, happy?

Well, that's a bit more accurate.

[Melmart1]

It's nothing to be proud of.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's nothing to be proud of.

Pride never factors into this lifestyle.

[mrsmaalox]

Your plus status has been revoked . . .

Gawd I am SO stupid!

[marini martini]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me S y's husband's #

[Melmart1]

Pride never factors into this lifestyle.

You have no pride. Congrats.

[peewee's lovechild]

You have no pride. Congrats.

Why must you get so much pleasure out of torturing me?

[peewee's lovechild]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me S y's husband's #

So, so . . . suck your toe all the way to Mexico.

[mrsmaalox]

I got a splinter in my toe, give me S y's husband's #

I don't have the number, but I bought this neat little "splinter remover tweezer" at Walmart for $1 that gets any splinter, every time! I love that thing.

[marini martini]

So, so . . . suck your toe all the way to Mexico.

That sounds familiar, Ding Dong

[Melmart1]

Why must you get so much pleasure out of torturing me?

I don't get any pleasure out of it. How perverse do you think I am?

[CuckingFunt]

Soooo... peewee promised mrsmaalox some porn of his own. Inneresting.

Indeed.

[marini martini]

I don't have the number, but I bought this neat little "splinter remover tweezer" at Walmart for $1 that gets any splinter, every time! I love that thing.

The thing is, I thought I pulled it out this morning, but when I got home a few minutes ago & changed & put on my flip flops, I looked at my toe & it's all swollen. it hurts

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't get any pleasure out of it. How perverse do you think I am?

Quite perverse, as a matter of fact.

[CuckingFunt]

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[Melmart1]

Quite perverse, as a matter of fact.

OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?

[peewee's lovechild]

OK, you are correct. But, you are wrong on your previous assertion, and you are much, MUCH too dramatic and reactionary. You offer random internet women nekkid pictures and you expect me NOT to comment on it?

I didn't offer anyone nekkid pictures.

At all.

I'm quite particular as to who I show my nekkid pictures to. I don't like the constant giggling that accompanies the pictures.