Free Quattro Razor (12)

[CuckingFunt]

you sounded like batman right there. He said those same exact words after we did anal the first time

I finally get to make a "fixed" joke.

My life is complete.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

You have to out-stink him.

On a subconscious level, his ability to give birth to such a pungent odor has threatened your masculinity.

Good call. I'll ask him if he's got any favorite recipes that he would recommend, then add a fistful of curry to whatever it is, and on his desk. ALPHA MALE, MOTHER ER!

[ORION]

We sued, but we were three in the car and the car I was in hit another car and the settlement got spread out.

Plus, the sucker lawyers got thier cut too.
So, I didn't get all that much.

are you that mexican on that Wayne Wright commercial ?

[florige]

Florige could probably chuckle at the snark in this headline:

Homicide count in Baltimore hits 275, matching 2006 tally. City leaders surprised strategic plan of holding candle-light vigils and painting murals on abandoned buildings did not work again for the fifth straight year

Our Mayor is as corrupt as some of the hardcore criminals we put away. She is only worried about diverting all the city contracts to her friends and relatives companies so she can get a cut. And on that 275 number, the re s are doing all this new recruiting crap ads on trying to hire all these new officers instead of just giving the officers who have been around raises. They consider being under 300 a "moral victory" Freakin idiots!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Does it hurt to rub one out?

Haven't tried, but I'll let you know.

[peewee's lovechild]

He probably won't be able to even get it up for at least a year I've heard.

Not entirely true.

I've been watching quite a bit of porn.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are they going to have you do rehab or PT or anything to get strength/endurance/mobility back?

PT for about 4 weeks after the 6 weeks are up.

[ORION]

I finally get to make a "fixed" joke.

My life is complete.

I'm glad I could help ....

[Viva Las Espuelas]

speaking of puckers, has anyone gotten this in an email?

[CuckingFunt]

PT for about 4 weeks after the 6 weeks are up.

That should help a lot.

I miss the chiro/PT I had after my accident.

[peewee's lovechild]

are you that mexican on that Wayne Wright commercial ?

Nah, this happened in Brownsville.

My lawyer was Eugenio Cantu.
He doesn't have the same flair as Wayne Wright of The Texas Hammer.

[florige]

i had 15 hot wings from buffalo wild wings last night and boy did my pucker reminded me of that a little while ago. i should've had a towel with me when i was on the throne.

Were you walking funny for a while once you got out of the can? They have this apparatus that when you have that problem there is that squirts a cool stream of water directly on your anus to soothe the burning sensation. My brother used that for his hemroids...

[CuckingFunt]

I didn't use a lawyer when I got the settlement from my accident. Insurance company gave me a check for the first amount I asked for with no argument.

I still didn't get to keep it all, though. I had to pay back my aunt's insurance company for my medical bills. ers.

[peewee's lovechild]

That should help a lot.

I miss the chiro/PT I had after my accident.

I'm hoping it will help.

I also want to start Tai-Chi.
Only, I don't know of any Tai-Chi places in San Antonio.

[florige]

LOL hey pee wee did you know that flo rubs one out all the time in the cruiser hahaha

A that is messed up dude. Only at my desk at work, but never in the cruiser dude!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Were you walking funny for a while once you got out of the can? They have this apparatus that when you have that problem there is that squirts a cool stream of water directly on your anus to soothe the burning sensation. My brother used that for his hemroids...

I wasn't walking funny, but it tickled a little bit. I almost quote Cheech "Come on ice cream"

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm hoping it will help.

I also want to start Tai-Chi.
Only, I don't know of any Tai-Chi places in San Antonio.

[1369]

Peter Tosh singing "Johnny B. Goode" just came streaming over iTunes radio.

Niiiiiice cover.

[peewee's lovechild]

A that is messed up dude. Only at my desk at work, but never in the cruiser dude!!

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

[ATRAIN]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

LOL yes we know you would!! hahahaah

[peewee's lovechild]

you.

That solidifies your core.
I want to be able to take a bat to my gut after all that is done.

[midgetonadonkey]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

Are you going to lure them into your car with your wicked Tai Chi skills?

[midgetonadonkey]

you.

That solidifies your core.
I want to be able to take a bat to my gut after all that is done.

I bet you do fruity.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

all that!

I'd be picking up hookers and banging them in the cruiser.

Reminds me of the SA cop that got sent to jail for having sex with a transsexual pros ute and then beat her.

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you going to lure them into your car with your wicked Tai Chi skills?

Handcuffs would be the easier way.

That, or dragging them by the hair and throwing them in the cruiser.