I remember when batman used to brush my hair and sing me Journey songs.
I wouldn't mind gently hurting those nipp...
Uh, hey, Mel!
I remember when batman used to brush my hair and sing me Journey songs.
Someday, love will find you
Break those, chains that bind you
There was a perfectly good series of posts going until midget f'd it up with his usual .
I would brush Katy's hair and sing her Journey songs.
"Faithfully" is one of my personal favorites, just so you know.
Damn Shoog, since the welfare check doesn't come in until the first of the month, there ain't a whole lot for Ritalin after Momma blows it all on crack and Thunderbird.
Gently?
You pussy.![]()
It's a gradual process. I've got to learn about Mel and what she likes.
Yeah, right. What would a lesbian know about rough sex?
:p
No, really. I've seen all those flicks. Horrible soft rock plays while you tenderly fondle each other.
Girls on Trampolines!!!
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I have never engaged in fisting, but I find it hard to believe this is not considered rough sex?
Don't know.
I'll have to find one and ask her.
I couldn't help it. I really miss Batman.
Know what you call an open can of tuna in a lesbian's apartment?
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Are you trying to screw with my carefully premeditated stereotyping? Tough, you've already been assigned.
Shoog does not engage in the labeling of lesbains because of premeditated stereotyping, it's because it turns him on.
Lesbains? Now that sounds really hot!
Squid, my darling! Your mere presence in this thread makes me wet in preparation for your tentacles.
Let's go back to breast talk.![]()
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