Fruits don't take bats to the gut.
Which begs the question, if you get your sucked by a tranny (and I'm talking about a convincing tranny) and don't know about it, does it make you a ?
Fruits don't take bats to the gut.
I think I remember 3rdCoast posing that question once.
did he beat her after he found out she was a tranny?
LOL and he would know!!!
Who is this 3rd Coast?
Anyway, my question has been answered by the resident .
This girl brought 2 puppies to work today and one of my co-workers was playing with one and it crapped on the floor next to her twice and pissed on her desk. I can't stop laughing
I don't know, but after digging through the archives, it turns out the cop is getting a new trial.
Right out of Ray Liotta's book from Unlawful Entry huh?
Set him free.
All trannies deserve a beat down.
One word: condom.Right out of Ray Liotta's book from Unlawful Entry huh?
I say it, look for the hottest hooker, arrest her and tell her to you or else you'll book her for possesion or some . Then, proceed to have your way with her.
Then, after your done, slap her ass and say, "Thanks for the work out, sweetheart."
, now I want a hot hooker.
The hottest hooker?
That's like trying to decide which brand of pen I'd like repeatedly jabbed through my balls.
has anyone in here ever paid for sex or a sexual favor?? I for one haven't but I got offered a blow job for 70 bucks at a strip club in mexico (which IMO was overpriced, I mean she was really hot but come on its Mexico isnt like that supposed to be like 5 bucks or something?)
Trust me dude, if you arrest them you won't have to force them to do anything. They offer it up!
Unless that blowjob came with a crate of Canel's gum and a 3-liter bottle of penicillin, it's probably a good idea you passed.
I was tempted one time like 5 years when I was in DC one night clubbing right before I became po-po. But I pussed out at the end. She was hot too!!
We went down there and we took a friend of ours who "wasn't so lucky" with the ladies and I think we paid like $30 but apparently she ended up doing other stuff. that was one crazy night. every time I turned down an offer they would come back and drop the price by half. Then I had one who tried to give me $50 to get her pregnant. It was a crazy night
damn it !
No way, dude.
There be some hot hookers out there.
.
I want your job.
The Canel's really sells the joke.
I might have gone for it if they threw in the gum and a shoe shine.
Yea, it does.
The Canel's really sells the joke.
That was a good one.
But, it isn't that bad.
Trust me.
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