Donald Trump's favorite lie: All my invisible friends think I am doing super-great
there is now an entire media beat dedicated to individual sub-categories of his lies.
Among his more predictable tics:
the famous I have a girlfriend in Canada, but you wouldn't know her routine.
He wants everyone to know that
he just talked to a guy
who talked to a guy who is just so damn supportive of everything Trump is doing but,
um, you wouldn't know him.
The name isn't important, after all.
Or the company.
Or whether or not Donald can only see him after doing three lines of cocaine.
Bloomberg is the latest outlet to chronicle some of Donald's imaginary friends. Each of them is a variation of, well, this.
“I was with one of the greatest companies in the world.
The chief executive officer.
Very short while ago.
And it really affects him,”
Trump said at a July 31 campaign rally in Tampa,
referring to his controversial use of tariffs.
“He said
‘You know what,
this does affect our company.
But, Mr. President, keep going.
You’re doing the right thing.”’Trump didn’t identify his supporter, and the White House won’t say who it is.
I DO TOO HAVE FRIENDS.
THEY ARE SUPER SMART AND
HAVE LOTS OF MONEY AND
THEY THINK I'M A GENIUS.
ONE OF THEM RIDES A UNICYCLE TO WORK EVERY DAY.
I SAID TO HIM,
I SAID WHY DO YOU DO THAT, AND
HE SAID IT'S BECAUSE THE
ECONOMY IS SO STRONG HE ONLY NEEDS ONE WHEEL
NOW, THANKS TO ME.
TRUE STORY.
It's pathetic, obviously. It's a symptom of Trump's impulsiveness and uncontrollable narcissism,
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/1788794