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  1. #1176
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    We went down there and we took a friend of ours who "wasn't so lucky" with the ladies and I think we paid like $30 but apparently she ended up doing other stuff. that was one crazy night. every time I turned down an offer they would come back and drop the price by half. Then I had one who tried to give me $50 to get her pregnant. It was a crazy night

    LOL 50 bucks to get her prego LMAO wtf!!!!
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    Geeez "24" kicks ass on so may levels!!!
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    I might have gone for it if they threw in the gum and a shoe shine.
    You would have gone for it if they would have thrown in a little Mexican boy.
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    ! I can't stop ing sneezing!!

    I'm going to cut my nose off.
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    Geeez "24" kicks ass on so may levels!!!
    Why?
    Is Bauer arresting and ing hookers this time around??

    That would be soooooo kick ass!!!!!!!!
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    ! I can't stop ing sneezing!!

    I'm going to cut my nose off.
    Cut it clean the off.

    Take pictures.
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    LOL 50 bucks to get her prego LMAO wtf!!!!
    long story but she kept saying something like I was the greatest looking white/mexican she had ever seen and she wanted my baby. I remember I kept telling her no no no and she pulls out her little purse and grabs her money and kept trying to shove it in my pockets.
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    Maybe with those clean wholesome Texas women. Not here in Baltimore with all those STD's floating around condom or not. F That!!!
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    Geeez "24" kicks ass on so may levels!!!
    i don't watch it, but garafalo is going to mess it up next season
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    Tila Tequila just said, with a straight face, that she's a musician.

    Oh, lordy... that was ing hilarious.
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    You would have gone for it if they would have thrown in a little Mexican boy.
    No im not a Catholic priest so I wouldn't have gone for it.
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    long story but she kept saying something like I was the greatest looking white/mexican she had ever seen and she wanted my baby. I remember I kept telling her no no no and she pulls out her little purse and grabs her money and kept trying to shove it in my pockets.

    WAIT she was trying to PAY YOU???
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    Yea, it does.

    That was a good one.

    But, it isn't that bad.
    Trust me.
    That reminds me of the Foxworthy bit about buying a rental car.

    You just really don't want to put your key in something that's been ridden that hard for as long as it's been on the road.

    She's just ing anybody who comes by with some dollar bills the snack machine at work refused to take or a faded white collector's cup from Taco Cabana that's full of change to spread her legs or open her mouth.

    That's where I draw the line. I'll jerk off and be just fine.

    Man, I even get antsy if a girl I go out on a date with says she liked "T.J. Hooker."
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    Why?
    Is Bauer arresting and ing hookers this time around??

    That would be soooooo kick ass!!!!!!!!


    That would be kick ass!!!
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    wholesome Texas women.
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    That would be kick ass!!!

    are you caught up waiting for next season?
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    i don't watch it, but garafalo is going to mess it up next season

    What that person sucks or something?
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    What that person sucks or something?

    She will prob get herself killed like Samwise did.
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    are you caught up waiting for next season?

    Yeah that, and I'm just re-watching season 6. Even though I have seen it before you still watch it like it's your first time.
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    I've tried to get into 24, but I've never been able to. I think I don't have the attention span for it.

    I very seldom watch TV without doing five thousand other things at the same time, and with that show you can miss an entire plot point if you take your eyes off the screen for a second.
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    What that person sucks or something?
    You say you're a movie guy??

    Really??
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    Tila Tequila just said, with a straight face, that she's a musician.

    Oh, lordy... that was ing hilarious.
    Why are you watching this??

    Why?
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    I've tried to get into 24, but I've never been able to. I think I don't have the attention span for it.

    I very seldom watch TV without doing five thousand other things at the same time, and with that show you can miss an entire plot point if you take your eyes off the screen for a second.

    True, but most of the time they do a pretty good recap the following week so you can follow up. I have missed episodes sometimes due to the fact that the recording comes out messed up.
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    Why are you watching this??

    Why?
    I don't know. I'm hardly paying attention to it.

    Also, I'm not at my house with my things and I'm bored as . All my friends are at work, too, so I can't bug any of them.
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    You say you're a movie guy??

    Really??

    I'm not really good with names the Peewee. I will probably reconize the person by face. I'm going to check it out right now,
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