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My new favorite one.
This doesn't belong in this thread; it isn't difficult, all somebody has to do is leave you alone ...
Manu made me look ing re ed yesterday. ! I am mad that after I said Portland won he and that team made me eat my words!!
My new favorite one.
Jordan didn't retire to play baseball, he thought Manu was gonna get drafted that year
EVERY SINGLE COP that appears on the show "Cops" have to pay Manu Royalties for using his song in the intro or risk getting killed.
Every signle criminal on the show cops was apprehended by Manu.... the cops are just actors for the re-enactment to give the impression the police actually do anything.
Manu was once put in an NBA video game with 99 stats in every possible category, sadly no one has ever had the opputunity to play as him because as soon as you do, your hands explode
The arcade game NBA Jam was modelled after Manu Ginobili.... he's the only one they could use for the motion capture of dunking from half court and making a basketball spontaniously combust into flames from his sheer badassness.
Manu is the one who shot 50cent 9 times.... he only used 1 bullet
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It was Manu who whispered to a sleeping Isaiah Thomas, "free Butler, feel better".
The next day, the Spurs got Butler. The Spurs got better.
Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Bruce Bowen and the rest of the Spurs don't exist. They're all hologrophic images created by Manu to make you think that he's not the only guy on the team. He knows your puny human brain couldn't handle the truth and you'd just freak out.
Manu cured Tim's plantar fasciitis just by looking at him. He tought Tony how to shoot just by touching him. Nazr Mohammad asked Manu to help him catch the ball and Manu ordered Pop to let him go in the offseason. There are some miracles even Manu cannot perform.
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Charles Barkley could not make a cellphone commercial with Manu. It would look pretty embarassing for a grown middle age man to beg and plead to be one of Ginobili's "five."
Manu can unlock threads by flopping, causing referees to call a charge on the mods and reversing their decision.
ppl can still post in locked Manu threads
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When Jessica Alba was playing The Invisible Woman in "The Fantastic Four" Manu could see her the whole time.
If Manu Ginobili ever makes love to a sheep, it'll be because there are no more women in the world.
If tlong does, it's because the sun came up that day.
One day little Manu got in trouble at school, the principal asked him to explain himself. 3 hours later, the principal's head exploded.
one day the energizer bunny was asked to guard manu... he ran out of batteries
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One day Manu informed Kurt Cobain that he did not appreciate his music.
The Energizer bunny was unable to lift his foot. Manu touched him and made him whole again.
the energizer bunny was asked to guard manu... he (again) ran out of batteries
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Oh my God! This Thread!!
My mind went to the gutterManu Ginobili gave Mona Lisa that smile.
I can't stop laughing with this one! Good job!Manu isn't going bald. He's just so good that even his hair has a hard time covering him.
Manu is what Causes the static in Tlong's avatar.... Its supposed to be a webcam in the Blazers locker room but Manu doesnt like that kind of stuff.
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