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Michael Finley built the Berlin Wall (brick by brick). This offended James Gist. He took it upon himself to rid Europe of Communism.
James Gist was awarded the key to the city of his hometown for loitering.
Michael Finley built the Berlin Wall (brick by brick). This offended James Gist. He took it upon himself to rid Europe of Communism.
James Gist had to be thrown in the deal in order for the Louisiana Purchase to match salaries.
In the future, humans will have four arms; this is so they can give James Gist 4 thumbs up.
James Gist knows exactly what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.
James Gist beat Contra without using the 30 lives code.
James Gist is the monster under your bed.
Shaq will gladly tell you what James Gist's ass tastes like.
James Gist simply walks into Mordor.
James Gist wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence
When James Gist built stone hedge it only took half as long as it did for him to build the pyramids
If you have a dollar and James Gist has a dollar, James Gist has more money than you.
I heard James Gist only wakes up every hundred years to win championships
Gistamine, the Shot Blocker
(some of you may get that)
ANTI-Gistamine, the blocker
James Gist didn't play tonight because he's caddying for Greg Norman.
James Gist found weapons of mass destruction.
I heard Gist is powered by solar energy and doesn't fart so he can protect the environment
Maybe...but let's hope the Spurs don't look this gist-horse in the mouth!!
James Gist found Osama Bin Laden
I heard that Osama found him...
Contrary to popular belief, every time a bell rings an Angel doesn't gets its wings, it's actually James Gist getting another rebound.
Survivor originally intended to write 'Eye of the Gist' but after Gist deemed them unworthy of writing a song about him, Survivor then decided to write about a much less superior animal.
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