Avante - A Short Bio

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[Avante]

Not really, no.

You're just an easy target, easily riled up.

You lack composure.

So it should go like...

Me..any blues lovers out there?
you... the blues.
Me...oh, sorry, so what do you like?
you...none of your ing business, asshole.
Me...sorry, so do you like country?
you...somebody ought to take you out in the country and kick your ass, asshole.
Me..geewhiz, ouch...hehehe. Do you like jazz?
you...look sucker you need to get a bazooka and blow your brains out.
Me..so you don't like jazz either?
you...go to ya ing clown.
Me..clowns can be scarey.

Like that?

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So it should go like...

Me..any blues lovers out there?
you... the blues.
Me...oh, sorry, so what do you like?
you...none of your ing business, asshole.
Me...sorry, so do you like country?
you...somebody ought to take you out in the country and kick your ass, asshole.
Me..geewhiz, ouch...hehehe. Do you like jazz?
you...look sucker you need to get a bazooka and blow your brains out.
Me..so you don't like jazz either?
you...go to ya ing clown.
Me..clowns can be scarey.

Like that?

Tired of me Avante?

Upset that I like an Eclectic mix of music beyond your own tastes?

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SRV speaks to me in a way nobody else can

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Just wanna know why he wore that cowboy hat with the metal things on it.... Fail

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But jesus christ, his guitar was the closest thing I ever came to religion....No bull

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Prove there isn't a God.

Do you believe in Zeus?

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You had me laughing so hard I woke Judy up.

Judy...what's so funny (as she wipes the sleep from her eyes)
me...some little thinking he's still in the service, freaking out over it.
Judy..can I see

(after reading some of your bull )

Judy..poor guy, don't you feel a little bit guilty, you can tell something is wrong with him.
me..he started it
Judy...he doesn't know any better the poor thing, now come to bed.
me..ya think just maybe...
Judy...did you really say...he started it?

None of that happened.

It's very easy, it's always the same ones who get a thrill talking in hiding. Saying they could never say in person, yep, ball-less. It's always the same gang, very predictable. They love the joust, the debate, conflict and turmoil so I give it to them, that's what they want, you disagree?

You've just described yourself.