Worst movie I have ever seen.

[bigbendbruisebrother]

Mission to Mars

[tekdragon]

Con Air

"Okay, guys, huddle up. Here's the challenge: How can we possibly up a movie with John Malkovich, Steve Buchemi, Danny Trejo, Ving Rhames, and Dave Chapelle?"

"I've got it! We'll get Nicolas Cage to star..."

"BRILLIANT!"

"...wait, wait, I wasn't done."

"How can it get worse than having Nicolas Cage as our action star?"

"Get this: he talks like a redneck. Ah? Ah?"

"Wow. That's pure genius. You just made Executive Producer, my boy..."

"Oh, there's more where that came from. Have I told you about my idea for the remake of the Dukes of Hazzard? Get this: Willie Nelson as Uncle Jessie. Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg."

"Incredible. Hollywood is yours for the taking, son. With ideas like that, you're going to rule this town."

"I'm just getting started. Wait until my joint project written and directed by, starring, and edited by Vincent Gallo..."

[Useruser666]

The Sixth Day is the worst Arnold. I'd rather watch Hercules in New York than that movie.

I need to add MegaForce with Barry Bozwick. OMG that was super cheesy-stupid! And the HAIR!

[samikeyp]

I forgot about MegaForce!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

The movie that Tom Green made a few years ago was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.

That's the only time in my life that I left the theater before the movie was over.

[Spurminator]

Freddy Got Fingered?

I couldn't sit through the preview.

[1Parker1]

Kori, I hated Forest Gump too! I have never understood why people loved that movie! The only good thing from that movie was that dumb quote that's so overused now "Life is like a box of chocolates...."

Other dumbass movies:
1) BEWITCHED--This literally has to be the worst movie EVER! Nicole Kidman talks in this weird breathy, soft voice throughout the movie, like she's have a 2 hour orgasim or soemthing and it's a remake of them remaking the orginal Bewitched...WTF?!

2) Steel Magnolia--I cry in all movies (heck I even cried in Lion King when the dad dies), but that movie had no depth in it whatsoever. I had no feelings or sympathy for Julia Roberts when she died. Really BAD!

3) Head of State--You'd think a movie with Chris Rock and Bernie Mac would have you laughing in tears---but sadly, not. Horrible movie with lameass lines. "What are you're plans for NATO?" Bernie: "I don't know no NATO, I ain't ever heard bout no NATO."

4) Jurassic Park 2--I LOVED the first one, 3rd one was even ok, but that second one was so dumb and pointless.

5) Ms. Congeniality 2--Seriously the worst movie EVER. No point to it whatsoever. The first one was kinda cute. I just rented the second one---I want my 5 bucks back and the 2 hours of my life I wasted watching that crap

[samikeyp]

Nicole Kidman talks in this weird breathy, soft voice throughout the movie, like she's have a 2 hour orgasim or soemthing

this is a bad thing?

[1Parker1]

this is a bad thing?

You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey!

[ShoogarBear]

You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey!

Well, just so you're not disappointed, I thought it as soon as I read it, but I'm trying to improve my image.

I do, however, now have "see Bewitched" as a To-Do in the 'ol Palm.

[samikeyp]

You know, as soon as I wrote that, I knew someone would come back and say that.......I was just expecting Shoogar to say it, not you Samikey

Thanks!

[Spursy]

I walked out of "Candy Man" To much horror movie cliche, and it was crap

[ObiwanGinobili]

I walked out of "Candy Man" To much horror movie cliche, and it was crap

do you work at work?

[1Parker1]

Well, just so you're not disappointed, I thought it as soon as I read it, but I'm trying to improve my image.

I do, however, now have "see Bewitched" as a To-Do in the 'ol Palm.

. In that case, I should have listed all the crappiest movies ever and just mentioned that there was sex or nudity in it, just to make you watch them

[djohn2oo8]

Batman and Robin, and it happens to be on tv at this moment

[Koolaid_Man]

This is it for me

[Plum Island]

The Room was so bad I went and got it so when any of my girl's annoying friends come visit I put it on.
That and The Alien Factor. Or The Milpitas Monster...

[Spurminator]

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

[redzero]

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

You didn't like how gravity cured Sandra Bullock's racism?

[baseline bum]

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

I have a friend in that piece of movie.

[Thread]

"Night of the Lepus" from like the mid-70's. They pumped this thing for a month before releasing it and of course I was first in line. Good Lord. It was a bunch of bunny rabbits filmed in slow motion to seem like they were on a rampage.

[Silver&Black]

It's got to be some Adam Sandler movie.....

Little Nicky maybe?

[Clipper Nation]

This thread was started before Crash. The answer is now Crash.

That movie was absolute garbage... truly the magnum opus of lib ism. How it got 75% on RottenTomatoes is beyond me, the reviewers must have been a bunch of social justice warriors.

[The Reckoning]

anything with jennifer lopez


also. Legion was really really really bad. I couldn't figure out if the director gave up and started making fun of the movie or if it was failing to be serious.

[CitizenDwayne]

Black Devil Doll from .