Lately I use, "Checking into detox"
the very first time I was at my In-laws house was for an all-day BBQ thingy.. and I had gotton a ride there from someone else so I couldn't leave if i wanted to ... well after 9 hours I REALLY gotta crop a load.. i mean, I had chorizo and egg tacos for breakfast.. and it was now 4 or so in the afternoon.
So I hold it 3 more hours but finally I HAVE to use thier bathroom... ugh! I hate using strange people's bathroom.
Well noone told me that thier septic tank was broken! and you couldn't put toilet paper in the toilet.
sure enough it overflowed. took me nother 40 mins but i managed to clean it all up nad fix it myself without having to alert anyone and bring the attention of 40 party-goers
that day still goes down as the worst I ever took in my life.
Lately I use, "Checking into detox"
bob for apples
christen the comfort station
desecrate the throne room
This is some seriously funny
Corn is truly the food of gods. It can take a lot of .
Looks like Batman is not up creek after all.
I'm scribblin on my chones!
I love my morning BM.
lol nothing beats the bm i have after i get home from school.....man i hold it through work, school then finally i get home and the apt turns into a sauna
Ah ... what a topic!
I call it "Mailing a Package" That is the official office terminology.
Corn? That's not all. Sometimes if I eat some salad, that just comes out whole with some dressing on it.
Sheyitt.
and ewwwwwww.
Morning poops are the best. Oh and don't eat a lot of meat the day before an important meeting...your flatulations will really smell.
Not when they wake you up. That pisses me off.
I've never had the displeasure of a waking me up. But I do every morning before I take my shower.
Where's Mr. Thesaurus when you need him?
2 entries found for .
Main Entry: debris
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: litter
Synonyms: bits, crap, detritus, dregs, dross, fragments, garbage, junk, offal, pieces, refuse, remains, rubbish, rubble, ruins, , trash, waste, wreck, wreckage
Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.1.1)
Copyright © 2005 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
I can't believe we had so much to talk about
WHO'S IN CHARGE
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at
the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he
shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge !!
Merde!
I thought it was mierda.
Merde is French
Mierda is Espanol
S y is obviously more refined, she does it in French.
You ing know it!
I love this ty Thread!!!!!!
Have you guys ever taken a Mother ?
when you go take a and it hurts so much than once you're done, you baptize the turd.
^^^^^^^
Sounds like you had a rather ty experience. A religious turd?
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