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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I think it will make it less noticable that you want to date her.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Another question...some have suggested to me about bring a group of friends to an activity with her? For me, it doesn't make sense.
    No way dude. Make this one on one so you can bust out your Barry White voice and talk her into some sweet love making. You can't bone a chick you like in front of your friends. You only do that with s and fat chicks.

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    But who the wants to be a doormat? that.
    Some seriously misled individuals. Glad it ain't me.

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    But who the wants to be a doormat? that.
    sincerely, former doormat. j/k bro.

    Another question...some have suggested to me about bring a group of friends to an activity with her? For me, it doesn't make sense.
    listen, sometimes in a group, the girl will can be more comfortable.

    but don't fool yourself. this is about you and her having a good, fun time and getting to know each other. a group doesn't allow for that as there are too many distractions.

    if she chooses group 1st. that is fine. then 2nd 'date' can be just the two of you. but either way, pay her much attention and you will be fine.

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    Good Idea. I go putt-putting for 6 hours every SAT.
    No matter how good you are, you have to tank it and let her win.

    Run away from the movie idea and don't think twice. Going to the movies is about the worst first "date" you could ever think about going on.

    Go someplace fun, like putt putt, or something out of the way that you'd have fun doing.

    One of the best first dates I had while I was at A&M I took this girl out south of town. There's a place where the train tracks run across a creek and the support structure is all concrete.

    You could go out there, sit on the concrete, and have the train come by all of 8 feet from your head. The great part about it was the entire time we spent waiting for the train to come we were just talking about anything and everything.

    Movies require you to shut up for two hours, like I said - run away from that idea as fast as you can.

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    but either way, pay her much attention and you will be fine.
    Opps...I tend to ignore people I like...yeah, i know. I'm stupid.

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    No matter how good you are, you have to tank it and let her win.
    Should I do this for everything?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    sincerely, former doormat. j/k bro.
    No joke dude. I used to be one. My high school girlfriend ditched me on my birthday to make out with some college dude. I forgave the . After a few months of letting this walk all over me I turned it around and ed her friend. After that I treated her like . I made her buy me , ignored her and made her stay home while I went out and I she never treated me better. I have now been able to find the balance between doormat and asshole. I now have the perfect girl that walks all over me as much as I walk all over her. Now that's true love.

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    I don't even know why I'm giving advice;, I've gotten rejected, and pushed aside by girls like it's an everyday activity.

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    No way dude. Make this one on one so you can bust out your Barry White voice and talk her into some sweet love making. You can't bone a chick you like in front of your friends. You only do that with s and fat chicks.

    That reminds me of a joke

    Why do fat girls give the best blowjobs?




    Because they have to.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    too many ways to share....my favorite though is jus spittin a classic GiG flow
    So that means his flows have to somewhat rhyme and have no rythem to them.

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    too many ways to share....my favorite though is jus spittin a classic GiG flow
    No better way to get a girl, than to make her laugh, but usually you want her laughing with you, instead of AT you

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    take her putt putt golfing...you can be close and alone...plus its still something "friends" would do.

    This is the absolute best advice you can get.

    Do NOT take a girl to the movies on a first date, even if she is your friend.


    Also, the hardest part is saying the first word of the first sentence towards asking her out.

    Make eye contact when asking her out, also don't look like a statue, use your body language to ease her to you.

    Putt Putt is an ideal first date. By the 18th hole if your friend is diggin you, you'll be home free my friend. (oh, boy! --corso)

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    This is the absolute best advice you can get.

    Do NOT take a girl to the movies on a first date, even if she is your friend.


    Also, the hardest part is saying the first word of the first sentence towards asking her out.

    Make eye contact when asking her out, also don't look like a statue, use your body language to ease her to you.

    Putt Putt is an ideal first date. By the 18th hole if your friend is diggin you, you'll be home free my friend. (oh, boy! --corso)

    Great advice.

    who is that in your avatar?

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Yeah dude. Movies blow as a first date. Save those for 6-8 months into the relationship, when niether one of you have anything to say to the other.

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    This is the absolute best advice you can get.

    Do NOT take a girl to the movies on a first date, even if she is your friend.


    Also, the hardest part is saying the first word of the first sentence towards asking her out.

    Make eye contact when asking her out, also don't look like a statue, use your body language to ease her to you.

    Putt Putt is an ideal first date. By the 18th hole if your friend is diggin you, you'll be home free my friend. (oh, boy! --corso)
    What if your date isn't very athletic? Do I have to miss on purpose? Wouldn't it be obvious?

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    What if your date isn't very athletic? Do I have to miss on purpose? Wouldn't it be obvious?

    No, just dont keep score, or give her a bunch of mulligans

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    unless you're into chick flicks and looking like an emasculated , then yeah.

    if you are an alter-ego please message me
    this is the funniest thing i've read in 18 days.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    What if your date isn't very athletic? Do I have to miss on purpose? Wouldn't it be obvious?
    Does it really take athleticism to play putt-putt? You can always do the "let me show you how to do it" move and get behind her and help her putt. That's why Jesus invented putt-putt. Just for that move.

    Oh yeah, when you "help her putt" don't forget to grind on her ass a little. Let her know what's up.

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    OH, I definently know she's not. She's extremely nice. Will never cuss, hurt anyone, and never gets mad.

    Hmmmmm. I met a couple chicks like that in high school.

    Unless you are a perfect good-looking muscular ultra masculine pimp of the school, you have absolutely no chance of getting into her panties ANY time soon (based on your ages).

    But you still have a chance at a short term relationship if you play the cards right.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Hmmmmm. I met a couple chicks like that in high school.

    Unless you are a perfect good-looking muscular ultra masculine pimp of the school, you have absolutely no chance of getting into her panties ANY time soon (based on your ages).

    But you still have a chance at a short term relationship if you play the cards right.
    Maybe a hand job. Maybe.

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    That reminds me of a joke

    Why do fat girls give the best blowjobs?




    Because they have to.

    It's times like these I remember why your avatar is elite.

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    Great advice.

    who is that in your avatar?

    If you don't know you never will. Sorry.

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    I Noticed The Obvious Choice Of The Dirtroad For A First Date Has Been Passed Over.

    Trust Atl On This One. Dirtroad. You Cannot Go Wrong.

    It Will Be Fantastic.

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    You can always do the "let me show you how to do it" move and get behind her and help her putt. That's why Jesus invented putt-putt. Just for that move.

    Precisely why putt putt is a perfect 1st date and a perfect all around date.

    I would not grind on her the first date, but definitely get behind her and gently do the 'let me show you' move (based on her described personality and age of course..)

    if she seemed more open then definitely grind

    judge it as it goes, if she's all into you by the 10th hole then you better pull a move soon. If she's just acting like your friend the hole way, with no extra giggles or no extra expressions, then cut your losses and your money.

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