Insult the FAT guy, WIN a PRIZE!

[Shelly]

If your wife is on the red carpet with you, I'd be surprised.

[Triumph]

If your wife is on the red carpet with you, I'd be surprised.

Good! I like to suprise people... , half the peeps in here thought i was a dumb for up and leaving a 'percieved as good' job on a moments notice, and saying the two weeks, i'm out this now...

many thought i'd be lost without a car...

i made it in and around LA from pomona for a whole month...

When you want something, and you want it bad?

you gotta be willing to sacrafice for it.

and I shouldn't have to tell anyone this...you guys have all DONE IT ALREADY...i'm just a late bloomer...

no s y, you won't be suprised...You'll be shocked and amazed...wait for it...I'm coming out like gayabc at the blue oyster...:p

[Shelly]

Keep talking. You haven't convinced a single person here that you're doing the right thing. Maybe in your mind you think you can, but I highly doubt that you will.

I hope you do achieve your dreams. I really do. But if this is the at ude you're going to use, then don't be surprised when the doors get slammed in your face. Hollywood is full of assholes and good luck convincing them to your way of thinking.

And on that note...adios.

[CosmicCowboy]

Well...if you put in the context that one of his "mentors" accidentally set himself of fire with a propane torch while cooking up his crack pipe it makes perfect sense...

[CosmicCowboy]

bump

[Kori Ellis]

Here you go, Sac. I'm sure this not what you expected when you started this thread but it's what you deserve.

No one is going to come in here and insult you for being fat and make it hurt you .. you know you are fat, you look in the mirror everyday. Unfortunately you don't look in the mirror and see what a messed up person you are becoming.

You threw away blunts and porn and call yourself a Christian and think that you can now rise to the top on his Power. Well you need to come a little cleaner than that. You cheated on your wife (who cares if you weren't married yet .. she was your fiancee) multiple times.

Why? Because you are such a pitiful creature that it gave you some sort of validation that you could stick your small into a hole of ? ing isn't that powerful, anyone can do it. Dogs, cats, sloths and rats. Anyone and everyone can . It's no accomplishment.

And now, years later instead of living with your own guilt you decided to come clean to your wife and tell her the truth. I'm sure that you tell yourself that you told her the truth just because she deserved to know. That's a bunch of crap, you told her the truth to rid yourself of the burden of guilt and falsely raise yourself up.

Now you tell her day and night that you don't need her and then you try to justify your asshole behavior by saying that you are doing it for her own good, so she can find strength. Again, excuses and B.S. You do it because you get some kind of sick gratification/empowerment out of trying to control her. Just like she told me that you said she shouldn't talk in public anymore without going through you. I don't know who the you think you are, but she can talk wherever and whenever she wants. You aren't her teacher and you aren't her master -- you are ONLY her partner.

Just because you went to Chicago and got pumped up by some wannabe comics telling you that you were funny and could make it big, got some fake attention from the women there, and had an awakening of your own, doesn't make you a master or a teacher and it certainly doesn't give you any right to treat your wife poorly.

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty and beauty. It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling. And it's not about putting your partner down because they aren't adhering to your new agenda.

I understand that your wife loves you. But you need to turn this situation around and quick. Or your lonely, poor ass is going to be crying on the streets, jacking off your small to JLH porn for the rest of your life.

[Shelly]

Am ingem, Kori Ellis!

[KEDA]

Zac,

do you realize how lucky you really are?

to have a wife that loves you?

to have a wife that puts up with you and this episode of bull ?

I only wish I had those things, and you are about to throw everything that some people wish they had all away.

Think about it brother, alot of people are concerned about you and your behavior because you are our friend, and you are like a brother to some of us. Trust me if it was someone I didnt know and hang out with at bowling, or at GTGs or at Champps or at Kori's (when there is food!) I could give 2 s less.

I am sure alot of the others feel the same way, we care about you bro, come to your senses, and get out of this before its too late.


Sincerely,

Billy "Chuckels" Woodward

[mouse]

Marriage is a partnership. It's about love, trust, honesty It's about having a partner that makes you whole. It's not about manipulating and controlling.

I'm sure LJ was thinking just that when he was walking home barefoot from the SBC center

[mouse]

Ps: the little smack was fresh

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmm...

Theres an eerie quiet in Pomona since someone made the Lorena Bobbitt reference.

[Dr.Phil]

Why add insult to injury?
It appears to me that Big Zak believes he has found himself but in
reality is more lost now than he has ever been.
His desire to openly express himself in this forum is a
scream for acceptance of his actions and desires.
The consequences of our actions sometimes leads us
to want approval from our family and friends and thus can
lead to denial in other areas of our lives.
His new found faith, while great for Big Zak, can be
a constant annoyance to others.
He needs to ask himself..or in his case…”Selfs….who am I really?”
He will find that the answer is he is a
combination of many personalities, good and bad,
that make up the great person known as Big Zak.
But the big picture Mr. Zak needs to keep in mind is
that while some of his “personalities” may offend some,
the Big Zak that we all know is there is the one we
choose to love.

[KEDA]

I believe his new found faith, it whats concerning us the most Phillip

[Extra Stout]

stout, i turned the other cheek in the other thread, but this is my fatman thread, so now your gonna get it...

Please tell me what the you know about coping with life?

haven't you been paying attention you condescending little ?

I quit my ing ENGINEERING JOB.

for what?

for UNEMPLOYMENT, so I COULD CHASE MY DREAM, AND CATCH IT.

and catch it I WILL.

So you abandoned your responsibility to your wife and your family in order to chase a dream?

Adults don't do that.

Sure, there's another career I'd love to go off and do, but I have responsibilities. Adults take care of responsibilities. And Christians put their own selfish dreams aside to take care of others first.

You know nothing about that. Your behavior is the diametrical opposite of a Christ-follower.

honestly if you say you don't about your life, THEN I KNOW YOUR A IN LIAR...maybe you don't do it here...maybe you don't have the BALLS to speak the truth about your life and yourself on a public forum...but learn from the master brother, I HAVE NO FEAR.

I have this thing called contentment. I have this thing called peace. Sure, I'd love to live in a mountain meadow somewhere in my log cabin, and spend half my life backcountry camping. But that's not life. And I'm content with what I have, because I know whatever problems I may encounter on my worst day pale in comparison to what 99% of the world goes through on a good day, because I'm so incredibly lucky to have been born American.

And most of what I complain about in real life are my own shortcomings and limitations.

I have a wife that I spend every day finding ways to love and cherish her the best I can. And taking the at ude that her needs come first has made me much happier and more content than if I were setting out selfishly on my own and forcing her to come in tow.

And that's what you have done. You have been acting incredibly selfishly, and doing it under the guise of having become a born-again Christian.

I'm surprised your wife has put up with you this long.

and I ALREADY HIT ROCK BOTTOM!

No. If your wife leaves you and you have no choice but to come crawling back to Texas, THEN you will have hit rock bottom.

[CosmicCowboy]

I gotta give Zak credit for one thing. He can be one hardheaded determined mofo even when he is dead wrong. He has taken a cyber slapping in this forum over the last 36 hours like I have never seen before and he has still not backed down an inch. Damn.

The only thing even close that I remember is SpursFan (Marcus) and I mowing down anti-arena posters in the summer of '99.

[PakiDan]

just fyi, i took these about 2 days ago...i'm about 300 pounds...probobaly a bit over...oh, and please tell me what you think of my s, i just had them done...

LIFE CAN BE SO UNFAIR...... Dude looks like a sack of congeled cholesterol, and it's ME having the heart attack!

J/K Bro - you know I love you!

[herbivore female]

You Need A Barmitzpha So You Can Become A Man.

[LuvBones]

This thread was hilarious at the start! Now it's just depressing.
Zak when you say you're a late bloomer.... damn you're LATE! I don't know you but you seemed to have gushed everything about yourself and all I can say is GROW UP and humble yourself a little.. then maybe you'll find what you're looking for.

[mouse]

My name is Zak
I wanna rap
No I'm not on crack
inside I know I'm black

I found reeeligion
and made the deeecision
to move to the coast
so I could be the most

so now I crash with her folks
while I think of telling jokes
and dream of being famous
while blaming it all on Jesus

It's all about me
that you must see
Jennifer Love Hewitt
is beggin me to do it

*chorus*

do it to me Zak!
do it to me Zak!
Quit yer jerkin with your left and do it to me right!

My name is Zak
I know I sound whack
but I'm really not on crack

you know this is not that bad, of you put a music to it.

[mouse]

Not bad but sharing with us that you have a name for your balls is TMI city

[Boo]

you guys make a good couple

when u guys have kids... a in hippopatomus will come out.

Wait a sec.. how the u guys supposed to , u guys cant even fit on a in XXXXXXXXXL Matress.

yo ties look like a sack of spoiled milk.... shiet.



Oh and buddy, cut out on the cole slaw... its showing on your neck

[moose]

Boo is cooler than you.

[Boo]

Boo is cooler than you.

yea

[Leetonidas]

This thread weighs 300 pounds...

[Mr. Dictionary]

Main Entry: 1fat
Pronunciation: 'fat
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): fat·ter; fat·test
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English f[AE]tt, past participle of f[AE]tan to cram; akin to Old High German feizit fat
1 : notable for having an unusual amount of fat: a : PLUMP b : OBESE c of a meat animal : fattened for market d of food : OILY, GREASY
2 a : well filled out : THICK, BIG <a fat book> b : full in tone and quality : RICH <a gorgeous fat bass voice -- Irish Digest> c : well stocked <a fat larder> d : PROSPEROUS, WEALTHY <grew fat on the war -- Time> e : being substantial and impressive <a fat bank account>
3 a : richly rewarding or profitable <a fat part in a movie> <a fat contract> b : practically nonexistent <a fat chance>
4 : PRODUCTIVE, FERTILE <a fat year for crops>
5 : STUPID, FOOLISH
6 : being swollen <got a fat lip from the fight>
7 of a baseball pitch : easy to hit
- fat·ness noun