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I'm that guy.
People who drive the same speed as the person next to them on 2 lane roads such as 181 South. I've developed a new habit I'm sure I'll get a ticket for...I pass on the shoulder if I'm stuck behind two dip s puttering along next to each other. The left lane is not a driving lane, please clear it so I can GET ING WHERE I'M GOING!!!
(Editor's note: I only use this tactic in my personal vehicle. All I need is some slow-ass hillbilly with a cell phone to call the company and report my ass...
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I'm that guy.
My pet peeve:
When you are in a traffic jam, pick a ing lane and stay in it! these morons that keep switching back and forth from lane to lane are just slowing things down!
I am with ASF, no big trucks in the left lane is so stupid. It should be reversed, if a big truck is going thru the city, they should have more rights to the left lane than 4-wheelers!
I absolutely HATE that. I'm thinking " er, I am NOT getting off the road. GO AROUND!"
As an aside, I occasionally get revenge on tailgaters. One of my cars is a Miata, which is pretty wide and low, and I have sticky Z-rated tires, so if some assclown is tailgating me into a cloverleaf, I take him/her in at 45-50, and don't slow down. The look of sheer fright is delightful.
got Volleyball players!
There's another one of mine...people who tailgate my truck in a cloverleaf. Yes, it may be minorly annoying that I'm going slow, but if losing 15 seconds in a cloverleaf s up your day that bad, just imagine how long you'll be stuck in said cloverleaf if I go the speed you want me to AND MY ING TRUCK FLIPS OVER!As an aside, I occasionally get revenge on tailgaters. One of my cars is a Miata, which is pretty wide and low, and I have sticky Z-rated tires, so if some assclown is tailgating me into a cloverleaf, I take him/her in at 45-50, and don't slow down. The look of sheer fright is delightful.
Don't know if these count as a driving pet peeves but, ing smokers who toss their cigarette butts out of the window and dumb asses who park in front of a store entry and wait for the passengers to go in and come out. Like it's okay to park there because there's someone in the drivers seat.
That's really true. I used to work at HEB and people would park in front of the store for like 45 or more sometimes. If you'd ask them why they're parked in a fire zone, they'd just tell you they're waiting on somebody getting grocery's or maybe a prescription. Then they'd get all pissy when another car would honk at them for taking up half the street... idiots.
I got the hang of it quick, but adjusting to a blind spot as big as T Pork was hard as !
I see this all the time.
And usually it's some piece of ricer. This one time at a 24 hr Walmart, I surrounded the car with shopping carts, just so his dumbass could spend 10 mins inspecting his car for dings.
Was the huge font size and color for effect or something?
I don't get it.
Tailgating
Getting a blowjob while driving....I can not stand that....my driving is all over the place.
Me either! It gives me neck cramps.
My problem is the seat won't go back far enough.
That is because Shoog's wife weighs 387lbs.
My girlfriend weighs 110lbs, she can fit in there quite nicely.
I just got a in flat.
Back roads here are all flooded and filled with huge rocks laying across the road, but I took them anyway, and payed the in price.
I had to jack the car up and put in the spare and all that in the rain...not fun.
^^^ that band in your sig has way too many guitarists.
1) people that dont know how to drive on a 2 lane highway (1 lane each way)
---either know how to pass people going slower...or move the over to the shoulder. This goes for you s that are going below the speed limit on said roads where there is a shoulder.
2) People that dont use turn signals.
3) People that dont know how to ing properly align their headlights.
4) People that dont have a damn clue of what road signs mean, especially yield signs.
5) People that refuse to go the speed limit in the left hand of a regular highway. Get the over and into the right handed lanes, thats especially for you s on 281 where it is now 60. Read the speed limit sign and go 60 or move the over so I can pass.
people that don't know you can turn left on red on a 1 way street.
There's never "too many"
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