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  1. #101
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
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  2. #102
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
    SpursWoman?

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  3. #103
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    i swear if another northerner asks me what kind of pop i want im gonna punch the out of them...its called soda you ing morons...not pop!!!! what the is pop?? i thought that was a ing sound... ....get it right...soda.....soda mother ers!!!
    I met a real nice girl from Buffalo NY not too long ago ... she called soda, "pop". To make fun of her when we were at the movies I ordered 2 pops, and the dude was like "huh?". Funny .
    I feel your pain.
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  4. #104
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    lunch time!
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  5. #105
    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
    Full.
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  6. #106
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Nah ... my nose isn't runny.
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  7. #107
    Believe. Clayton Bigsby's Avatar
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    did you hear the one about the industrious pros ute,

    she had a vagina surgically placed on her hip





    so she can make some money on the side ha ha hah ah a
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  8. #108
    Believe. Clayton Bigsby's Avatar
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    why does midge suck the chode?? he does so that he may feed baby midgets all over the world
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  9. #109
    Believe. Clayton Bigsby's Avatar
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    white power
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    Believe. Clayton Bigsby's Avatar
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    lets talk about cunnlingis rice...sounds to me like a mexican dish...maybe we should send her to mexico and let the mexicans eat her. White Power!!
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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put pros ution.

    The tax collector explained that pros ution was an illegal occupation.

    She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

    An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer."

    He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of pros ution."

    She said, "I raised over a thousand s last year."
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  12. #112
    Believe. Tybalt's Avatar
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    pros ution you say...dos thou mock me?
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  13. #113
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    I don't have a runny nose.
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    Believe. Boston George's Avatar
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    all we need is just one more person so we can have our draft it wont let us draft with odd number of managers on yahoo fantasy football league

    the league name is Duck Futter ID# 115883 password is batman2883

    come on people
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Remember Folks: Before you open the back door, inactivate the alarm.

    I just scared the crap outta myself.
    Jman, remember this advice about using her back door.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
    Hopefully not Drippy. Ew.
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    Jman, remember this advice about using her back door.
    Damn you Shoog.

    I'm at my sisters house and I forgot I put the alarm on last night so when I opened the back door, to feed the dog, the alarm went on.
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  18. #118
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    Got damn I can't stand the freaking Barbaro stories. It's a got damn horse. I'm sure its not the only crippled horse in the world.

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    that horse almost has as many pins in his ankle as my Dad




    almost!
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  20. #120
    Believe. Captain Planet's Avatar
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    Horse Racing Is Almost As Boring As Nascar
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    You think we could get Barbaro for 1/2 the MLE?
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  22. #122
    PRICELESS SPURS FAN polandprzem's Avatar
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    I quit

    Godbye spurstalk
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  23. #123
    Believe. Captain Planet's Avatar
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    And Billy You Are An Alcoholic In Need Of Some Help...and I Know Batman Will Help You Drink Your Sorrows Away So Call Him Up
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    Believe. Captain Planet's Avatar
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    Kira You Are My Friend...
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  25. #125
    I'm hung like a.... Mr.Ed's Avatar
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    Got damn I can't stand the freaking Barbaro stories. It's a got damn horse. I'm sure its not the only crippled horse in the world.

    Word.
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