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, desflood!
And amen!
PM5K
batman2883
atlfan25
jman3000
ShoogarBear
Jimcs50 (if he gives you $800 and swears off other men)
Jimcs50 (if he doesn't give you $800 and doesn't swear off other men)
My Vibrator (if these are the choices)
Mrs. tlong's brother
robin2883
ace the bathound2883
Artificial insemination from an unknown spieces
The last man on Earth (unless it's batman2883)
Other (please specify)
MoSpur
GiG (even if you already have every std known to man, if a gun is put to your head, if the survival of the human race depends on it, and if you are paid $1,000,000,000, and batman2883 has his hands full with too many ladies, and the alternative is death. And even if you are a virgin male prisoner serving a life sentence with no hope of parole, and tightass Gig is the last piece of ass you will ever have )
1. NoReasons you still made the correct choice, S y:
1. Can the vibrator suck on our nipples during your orgasm?
2. Can your vibrator go get you Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia in the middle of the night when you have your cravings?
3. Will the vibrator be there with you pretending that he is an actual help during labor?
4. Can the vibrator get up to feed the baby at night, when you are too tired?
5. Can the vibrator pay for the baby's college?
I rest my case.
2. My husband didn't do that anyway.
3. If you take it with you.
4. Men also don't do that anyway.
5. It depends on how you use it
And amen!
Will the vibrator give you 800 dollars?
1. No
2. My husband didn't do that anyway.
3. If you take it with you.
4. Men also don't do that anyway.
5. It depends on how you use it
You poor thing...your husband sucks bigtime.... Do you live in the 1950's?
it always amazes me when women settle.
And amen!
X 654683216854321
The best of both worlds: A vibrating ring.
My comments on desflood's answers to Jim's questions:
Reasons you still made the correct choice, S y:
1. Can the vibrator suck on our nipples during your orgasm?
No (The former Mrs. ASF always wanted hers bitten...to each her own, I guess)
2. Can your vibrator go get you Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia in the middle of the night when you have your cravings?
My husband didn't do that anyway. (I never did that either, but I did have to get up and go give her horses hay a time or two because she forgot and was too damn lazy to do it herself)
3. Will the vibrator be there with you pretending that he is an actual help during labor?
If you take it with you. (No comment here...I didn't even pretend...I was ing useless during Little ASF's birth)
4. Can the vibrator get up to feed the baby at night, when you are too tired?
Men also don't do that anyway. (I did because I was informed that if I didn't, there wouldn't be any more babies. There weren't any more babies. I got hosed!)
5. Can the vibrator pay for the baby's college?
It depends on how you use it (Got me there...)
I rest my case...
and i'm one ugly mother er in real life... i just have a couple of good pictures.
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