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a Randy Moss rookie card
ham sandwich and
a Randy Moss rookie card
that you can sell on
the internet for an easy
$50 and a grilled cheese
will get you a date with
most any "older" woman around
which caused S ey to
purse her lips and whisper
ooh mouse, i want you to put your...
computer web-cam over here
so we can record our
discovery channel sexcapades, but first
hold my cranberry/vodka and watch
as I demonstrate the dirtiest
episode of "COPS" where Mouse
says, "Ain't my weed officer!"
that weed belongs to s y, that's why
"It's medicinal!", says S y.
Just then S y takes her 7-inch, fire engine red, top strap high heel off her left foot and whacks the out of Bigzak25 on his left ear.
"Read the first page you dolt, do you not ing understand english? Do I need to draw you a ing picture? What part of FIVE WORDS ONLY does not make sense to you?"
Zak, somewhat stunned, muttered unintelligibly, and a tear formed in the corner of his right eye.
S y, somewhat moved by the emotion exhibited, leaned over to Zak and whispered, "That's OK hon, but while you're down there in the floor, kiss my toe slave!"
Sorry for the departure from the rules Shel, it just had to be done...
Then a smoke cloud appeared..............
And Barbara Eden dressed in
Duffs old G string he......
Intermission of the story to say,
@ 1369
carry on...
got from
(that better er?)
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