they already used that one
Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to in' rock this !
Jonah: What the , man? If I go in there and see in' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna in' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a and my looked like a in' stuffed animal!
Knocked Up
~Drunk, Team AmericaWell, being a ain't so bad. See, there's three kinds of people: s, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and s just wanna all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to all over everything. So pussies may get mad at s once in a while because pussies get ed by s. But s also assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your and your pussy all covered in
that was great
Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style?
Alison Scott: You're not going to me like a dog.
Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything
Knocked Up
Martin: I think he's using the dice move a bit too much.
Jay: I think that's pretty much all he's got.
Knocked Up
Alison Scott: Why don't you go your ING Bong?
Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
later in the movie after they make up
Alison Scott: I'm sorry I told you to your bong.
Ben Stone: It's okay... I didn't...
Knocked UP
Band Player - No dice Chino. I decide whats best for the sillouhettes and this aint it.
La Bamba
Fantasy baseball player: Don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
Knocked up
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
-Trainspotting
Relinquishing junk. Stage One: preparation. For this you will need - one room which you will not leave, one mattress, tomato soup - ten tins of, mushroom soup - eight tins of for consumption cold, ice cream - vanilla - one large tub of; Magnesia, Milk of - one bottle; paracetamol, mouth wash, vitamins, mineral water, Lucozade, pornography, one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus, one television.....and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict.
-more Trainspotting
Trainspotting is more than classic, its Imortal!
Awww yeah droppin' loads.
-Any Nick Manning Flick
Great movie, trainspotting.
It's E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The s of the ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ing difference!
Blazing Saddles
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.
Bull Durham
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the , the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a cons utional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! in' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Ennis! So what we got now is Brokeback Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, in' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short ing leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you... I can't make it on a coupla high-al ude s once or twice a year! You are too much for me Ennis, you sonofa son ! I wish I knew how to quit you.
From Dusk til Dawn
Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the ty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
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Seth: , I been to bars make this place look like a in' 4-H club.
Richie: I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been to some ed up places in my time, but that place is ed up.
Another classic
"You Americans, you're all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions." - Raiders of the Lost Ark
"It's not the years, it's the mileage" - Indiana Jones
"Here's looking at you kid"
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. " - Casablanca
"Lunch is for wimps." - Wall Street
"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a . Good father? you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave. " - Glengarry Glenn Ross
Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What?
Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
Igor: I thought you wanted to.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
Igor: Suit yourself. I'm easy.
Sid: You want subversion on a massive level. You know what one of the greatest ing scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood is? Top Gun.
Duane: Oh, come on.
Sid: Top Gun is ing great. What is Top Gun? You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
Duane: It's about a bunch of guys waving their s around.
Sid: It is a story about a man's struggle with his own sexuality. It is! That is what Top Gun is about, man. You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the ing line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no, no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way. They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way, all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything. They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like, "What the , what the is going on here?" Next scene, next scene you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy, this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta bring him back from the gay way, so I'll do that through subterfuge, I'm gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay, now let me just ask you - I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now, she just got divorced, right? All right, but the REAL ending of the movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting ing force, all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the Russians. And it's over, and they ing land, and Iceman's been trying to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right? And what is the last ing line that they have together? They're all hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick, and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! in' A, man!
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