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............his wet dream was interuppted by his mother knocking on his bedroom door. "damn it", he thought to himself, "how will I ever explain these wet sheets to mother". He had a plan, he would......
Duff realized she was hanging with a nobody, a commonplace loser, and told him to off when....
............his wet dream was interuppted by his mother knocking on his bedroom door. "damn it", he thought to himself, "how will I ever explain these wet sheets to mother". He had a plan, he would......
PIss on his bed to make his mother think he pissed his pants while asleep........meanwhile ALvarez was taking a inside an alligators...................
****On a side note Hilary Duff is actually like 20 minutes away from me. She's doing a concert at a pavilion here. I'm too lazy to try to find her though.
Dude don't be a puss. Go for it.
You gotta live life with no regrets.
Not to side track away from this thread, but:
A) The concert probably is gonna stink and I dont' have tickets.
B) She has body guards that are huge
C) According to my sources (GIG and ALvarez), she is a and won't talk to anybody
D) She's dating taht pussy NHL player who is a ing hotel heir. Not even my guns could beat that.
But on with the story:
PIss on his bed to make his mother think he pissed his pants while asleep........meanwhile ALvarez was taking a inside an alligators...................
skin purse for no particular reason, when he was suprised by...
Your to late that took place on page one, at this point, I really don't think any one gives a anymore. After all it's not like the VIP posters like SpursChick and SurgarBear are in here posting anyway, so your safe brah!
Just then there was a loud sound it was.......................................
And that's the real Re-Animator, not my troll the Re-_Animator.
it was the sound of two dogs ing, it came from back yard where pale face bigzax and joe chalupa where smoking.....................
tpark and bigzax having an eating contest, suddenly the karoaoke busted out and...........
Kicked E20 in the vagina....
He let out a scream that sounded like two cats ...........................
Having sex in the butt...
Just then Slomo shows up with........................
A truck full of pear brandy he bought from his friend at the.......................
local gay porn shop where a pitbull bit him in the ass and someone started another pitbull thread because...
...That sort of thing is ing hilarious to assholes like us who...
don't have the comedy central channel, just then the phone rang.................
and S y answers the phone to say.............................
It's not raining at my house damnit!
and went back to making herself a margarita. All of the sudden..
she sees Tony and Eva on TV doing the..............................
boogy-woogey-choo-choo-train....
Then Eva tells Tony.........................
my upper lip needs to be shaved, can I borrow your razor? Tony replies.......
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