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  1. #101
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    It's cold in here and my nips are fully erect.
    Mine could cut glass, but it isn't particularly cold in here.
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  2. #102
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I bet his wife tells him to wear his championship rings while he does it
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  3. #103
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    Veronica Lynn
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    Lo siento, angel.

    In such situations, I always remind myself of why we broke up. Or, in this case, never got together.

    His call not mine. But then again, deep down I have no desire to date someone who has forgotten about me for the better part of a decade.

    Sorry.

    Umm, just get back at him by going out with me.

    That might work.
    If I told him about you, he'd think I made you up.

    Thanks guys.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Mine could cut glass, but it isn't particularly cold in here.
    I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.
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  5. #105
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    It's cold in here and my nips are fully erect.
    man that happens here all the time. girls walk around with NHO all the time
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.
    Use band-aids.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    If I told him about you, he'd think I made you up.
    I take it as a "yes"?

    Okay, I'll pick you up Saturday at 7 pm.

    Wear something nice.

    I'll use my powder blue tuxedo.
    Don't ask, just go with the flow.
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  8. #108
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    No thanks.

    Just thinking about taking them off . . . . yeeee-ouch!!
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  9. #109
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.
    during basketball games if you didn't wear an undershirt while playing during the winter they would hurt like
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  10. #110
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    during basketball games if you didn't wear an undershirt while playing during the winter they would hurt like
    I don't have that problem.

    I play in the nude.
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  11. #111
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    I'll use my powder blue tuxedo.
    Don't ask, just go with the no.
    Okay, no.
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  12. #112
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    First yes, now no . . .

    You're confusing me.
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  13. #113
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I don't have that problem.

    I play in the nude.
    At that point, I just have to worry about my balls.
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  14. #114
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I don't have that problem.

    I play in the nude.
    no way man ! your dong would be slapping all over the place. don't you hate it when you hit it with your knees. I hate it when that happens
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night with a anium paper holder and i cant bend it now
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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    First yes, now no . . .

    You're confusing me.

    I never said yes- although your offer is the best of the week, so far.
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  17. #117
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night with a anium paper holder and i cant bend it now

    Ouch. Feel better.

    Get a new friend while you are at it.
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    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Ouch. Feel better.

    Get a new friend while you are at it.
    IM GONNA BREAK A BOTTLE ON HIS FACE IS WHAT IM GONNA DO
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  19. #119
    I LIKE THEM BOOTY'S batman2883's Avatar
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    Jason You're Next
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    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night while trying to give me a reach around with a anium paper holder and i cant bend it now
    we all know this is what happened
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  21. #121
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    That's Mr. Jason
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I never said yes- although your offer is the best of the week, so far.
    Well, if at first you don't succeed . . .
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    no way man ! your dong would be slapping all over the place. don't you hate it when you hit it with your knees. I hate it when that happens
    I tape it to my thighs.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    batman dances to the beat of salsa music in order to make people try and believe he is Puerto Rican and not Mexican. Although everybody knows the truth.
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  25. #125
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I tape it to my thighs.
    yeah I just started wrapping it around my waist like a belt
    Last edited by ORION; 08-30-2007 at 11:05 AM.
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