Breaking up with your SO - public or private place?

[Sunshine]

LOL Sara is my friend (offline too). I know she isn't cheating on him.

I loves me some Kori!

[jaespur21]

i have to be up @ 8 but it doesnt matter, imma sit here and wait for fatsack to finish this neverending story

[TDMVPDPOY]

breakup sex do it

[Sunshine]

OK, so last night after we got home, I asked fatsack what the this whole drama thread was about. Because a) I'm NOT cheating on him with my supervisor and b) I'd never react in the manner he described if he ever confronted me about something and broke it off.

He didn't have much of an explanation except that he thought it would funny to stir up some drama on the board and give people something to buzz about. Well, anyone (here) who knows me knows I'm pretty drama free and stay out of most drama threads and situations anyway, so that didn't make much sense to me. Then I told him about all the PM's I was getting asking if it was true, and was I really cheating on my b/f with my boss, etc. So most of my afternoon was spent fielding those PM's and assuring my friends that I was NOT cheating on my boyfriend. Then I told him that even if it HAD been true, that my friends here would have had my back no matter what because if this had all been real, this would have been a pretty chicken $hit way of handling things because he KNOWS I read the boards off and on all day at work.

So then he got all pissed off saying that I must have some pretty sorry a$$ friends here at the board if they would have backed me cheating on him with my boss and we ended up fighting and eventually started bringing up crap that had NOTHING to do with the thread! And I mean stupid stuff like how he snores so loud that I can't sleep sometimes and he ed about how my hair clogs up the bathtub drain and then threw in some lame-a$$ remark about how he hated my King Ranch Chicken...wtf???? It was ridiculous.

Finally around 1:30 am, I'd had enough. I was tired, crying my eyes out, hoarse from yelling, so I grabbed my suitcase and started throwing my stuff in it and he came into the bedroom to see what I was doing and tried to stop me. He grabbed my arm and told me to stop being silly and just calm down. He tried to apologize and asked me to please not leave, to just sleep on it and things would look better in the morning, but I wouldn't listen. I packed as much as I could in my suitcase and told him I'd come back tomorrow when he was at work to get the rest of my stuff and that I'd leave the key under the welcome mat when I left. I grabbed my purse and got my keys and just walked straight out the front door with him following me, and when I got out on the front lawn, I remembered that I hadn't driven home last night....we'd been invited to the Missions game last minute and he picked me up at work, leaving my Jeep in the parking lot. DAMMIT! He started laughing and that pissed me off even more, so I stood on the sidewalk and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

[lebomb]

OK, so last night after we got home, I asked fatsack what the this whole drama thread was about. Because a) I'm NOT cheating on him with my supervisor and b) I'd never react in the manner he described if he ever confronted me about something and broke it off.

He didn't have much of an explanation except that he thought it would funny to stir up some drama on the board and give people something to buzz about. Well, anyone (here) who knows me knows I'm pretty drama free and stay out of most drama threads and situations anyway, so that didn't make much sense to me. Then I told him about all the PM's I was getting asking if it was true, and was I really cheating on my b/f with my boss, etc. So most of my afternoon was spent fielding those PM's and assuring my friends that I was NOT cheating on my boyfriend. Then I told him that even if it HAD been true, that my friends here would have had my back no matter what because if this had all been real, this would have been a pretty chicken $hit way of handling things because he KNOWS I read the boards off and on all day at work.

So then he got all pissed off saying that I must have some pretty sorry a$$ friends here at the board if they would have backed me cheating on him with my boss and we ended up fighting and eventually started bringing up crap that had NOTHING to do with the thread! And I mean stupid stuff like how he snores so loud that I can't sleep sometimes and he ed about how my hair clogs up the bathtub drain and then threw in some lame-a$$ remark about how he hated my King Ranch Chicken...wtf???? It was ridiculous.

Finally around 1:30 am, I'd had enough. I was tired, crying my eyes out, hoarse from yelling, so I grabbed my suitcase and started throwing my stuff in it and he came into the bedroom to see what I was doing and tried to stop me. He grabbed my arm and told me to stop being silly and just calm down. He tried to apologize and asked me to please not leave, to just sleep on it and things would look better in the morning, but I wouldn't listen. I packed as much as I could in my suitcase and told him I'd come back tomorrow when he was at work to get the rest of my stuff and that I'd leave the key under the welcome mat when I left. I grabbed my purse and got my keys and just walked straight out the front door with him following me, and when I got out on the front lawn, I remembered that I hadn't driven home last night....we'd been invited to the Missions game last minute and he picked me up at work, leaving my Jeep in the parking lot. DAMMIT! He started laughing and that pissed me off even more, so I stood on the sidewalk and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Great story there young lady......too bad it CANT be true......since I was balls deep in you last night at my apartment. ...............

[peewee's lovechild]

Sunshine, you are hot.

[CuckingFunt]

<~~~~~~~~ Saw it coming.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

OK, so last night after we got home, I asked fatsack what the this whole drama thread was about. Because a) I'm NOT cheating on him with my supervisor and b) I'd never react in the manner he described if he ever confronted me about something and broke it off.

He didn't have much of an explanation except that he thought it would funny to stir up some drama on the board and give people something to buzz about. Well, anyone (here) who knows me knows I'm pretty drama free and stay out of most drama threads and situations anyway, so that didn't make much sense to me. Then I told him about all the PM's I was getting asking if it was true, and was I really cheating on my b/f with my boss, etc. So most of my afternoon was spent fielding those PM's and assuring my friends that I was NOT cheating on my boyfriend. Then I told him that even if it HAD been true, that my friends here would have had my back no matter what because if this had all been real, this would have been a pretty chicken $hit way of handling things because he KNOWS I read the boards off and on all day at work.

So then he got all pissed off saying that I must have some pretty sorry a$$ friends here at the board if they would have backed me cheating on him with my boss and we ended up fighting and eventually started bringing up crap that had NOTHING to do with the thread! And I mean stupid stuff like how he snores so loud that I can't sleep sometimes and he ed about how my hair clogs up the bathtub drain and then threw in some lame-a$$ remark about how he hated my King Ranch Chicken...wtf???? It was ridiculous.

Finally around 1:30 am, I'd had enough. I was tired, crying my eyes out, hoarse from yelling, so I grabbed my suitcase and started throwing my stuff in it and he came into the bedroom to see what I was doing and tried to stop me. He grabbed my arm and told me to stop being silly and just calm down. He tried to apologize and asked me to please not leave, to just sleep on it and things would look better in the morning, but I wouldn't listen. I packed as much as I could in my suitcase and told him I'd come back tomorrow when he was at work to get the rest of my stuff and that I'd leave the key under the welcome mat when I left. I grabbed my purse and got my keys and just walked straight out the front door with him following me, and when I got out on the front lawn, I remembered that I hadn't driven home last night....we'd been invited to the Missions game last minute and he picked me up at work, leaving my Jeep in the parking lot. DAMMIT! He started laughing and that pissed me off even more, so I stood on the sidewalk and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare. But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Yesssss!!!

[CosmicCowboy]

[peewee's lovechild]

I still say Sunshine is hot.

[Sunshine]

Yesssss!!!

I'm just ashamed that I didn't think of this YESTERDAY before I came clean that it was not real.

[Sunshine]

I still say Sunshine is hot.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm just ashamed that I didn't think of this YESTERDAY before I came clean that it was not real.

That would have been pure awesomeness.

[Mister Sinister]

YES! Bel-Air copypasta for the ing WIN!

[50 cent]

I see people are still copying my Fresh Prince thread.

[angel_luv]

That was awesome Sunshine- and I hate Bel Air stories.

Well played.

[Sunshine]

I see people are still copying my Fresh Prince thread.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Although I didn't know who started it, I just saw people reference it in this thread, so I did it.

[Pedo Bear]

Guess who did end up banging little sis though?

ME!

[TDMVPDPOY]

if you wanna break up, you can always come to my place

cause after that the female with be very vunerable to be cheered up and support for the breakdown,

then i slowly make my move, arms over shoulder, cuddle, then nice shoes, wanna fok?

[Trainwreck2100]

oh pedo bear, you so crazey

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

OR take her out to a really nice, expensive ass restaurant. Order tons of , have the best meal of your life, and then before the check arrives you excuse yourself for a moment to the men's room. At this point you leave, grab your stuff from her place, and dump her ass via text message.

If the scenario was true, this man FTW! Excellent idea. You get to screw her over (I hate cheaters too - no second chances), then you get some time to grab all your stuff while she figures it out and gets a cab home. You then wait outside to give her the finger as she arrives and drive off. Nice!

Since it wasn't - this thread really dies on page 3. And it was so promising.

BTW, Manny, that pic of you in your avatar is