Batman in the hospital

[midgetonadonkey]

I wished him good luck. I wasn't just an asshole.

[Taco]

I told him the report said he was found face down in the driver's lap

[MoSpur]

I told him the report said he was found face down in the driver's lap

[BacktoBasics]

They were who we thought they were


and we let'm off the hook.

[whottt]

Glad he's ok. Getting shot in the stomach is some serious .



I wish I knew him well enough to crack some jokes....you can probably get about 3 million jokes out of a guy called Batman getting shot.

[JoeChalupa]

Glad to hear all is well.

[Mixability]

vbookie on whether he gets deported?

[Kori Ellis]

Just FYI for those wondering ..

He not only has a collapsed lung, but he has a bullet lodged in his diaphragm and might have to have a surgery to remove it (he'll find out tonight/tomorrow about that).

So, if you pray, pray for him. If you don't, then wish him well.

Thanks.

(I'm not saying that you can't joke about it or anything. In fact I'm surprised there isn't a WoundedBat troll or something.)

[TheJoker]

Mwuuuuhahahahahhahahahahhahha.

[MoSpur]

Mwuuuuhahahahahhahahahahhahha.

And there he is.

[MoSpur]

vbookie on whether he gets deported?

[MoSpur]

Will Batman drop a rap album when he is released from the hospital?

[Mixability]

Will Batman drop a rap album when he is released from the hospital?

[ashbeeigh]

He's only got 8 more times to catch up to 50 cent.

[Mixability]

He's only got 8 more times to catch up to 50 cent.

And the fact that you know that, makes FIDDY have LESS street cred.

[robin2883]

holy false arrest batman! can I get a lawyer up in this ?

[Shelly]

Robin should have jumped in front of Batman and taken the bullet for him. What else is a fruity side kick good for?

[robin2883]

ps: somebody tell bats the batstash isn't dogproof!

fukin pigs

[clambake]

not one bullet in the diaphragm joke?

[Slydragon]

Wish him well, Tell him in his drug out state, to make sure the back of the gown is tied very tight or he maybe inviting more foreign objects in. He would be to drug up to stop it, so prevention is key.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"my mind is playing tricks on me"

[Leetonidas]

Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Adam West?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

not one bullet in the diaphragm joke?

The joke will come in nine months when he has another kid.

[Oscar DeLa]

Um, where?



So you're saying there wasn't a gun, weed and brass knuckles in the car? Those weren't the reasons the driver was arrested? I fail to read where it says Mark was placed under arrest.

So who's lying? SAPD? KSAT?

So what should KSAT have said about why the driver was arrested? Should they have made up a lie? Should they just have said he was arrested without a charge? Should they have held back information to make the readers feel better?

I don't know what it is but thats weak blaze


I dont know what it is but i'm a reporter!, i've done crime stories!

[marini martini]