tlong and Shoog and Chopper

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Lettuce? Is he from Yuma?

I was actually recalling a childhood memory of one of my mom's friends who hit on me when I was 14. She smelled like cu ber.

You just don't forget things like that.




So I added a vegetable for descriptive purposes. It's how I roll.

[ShoogarBear]

I was actually recalling a childhood memory of one of my mom's friends who hit on me when I was 14. She smelled like cu ber.

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

[Shelly]

I wouldn't hire anyone who smelled, regardless of looks.

But, I'd still hire you....

Swoon...

[Shelly]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Oh, my...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Very true. No wonder her salads didn't go over so well at the neighborhood potlucks.





It's all making sense now.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I wouldn't hire anyone who smelled, regardless of looks.

But, I'd still hire you....

Swoon...

I just PM'ed my resume. How wide are your doorways by the way?

[Jimcs50]

Maybe for a reason. Which would also explain why she was looking to move up to 14-year olds.

Well, if she moved up to me from cu bers, she would be sorely disappointed.

No pun intended

[CuckingFunt]

She's got quite a schnozz.

[ShoogarBear]

How wide are your doorways by the way?

Smoove.

[Jimcs50]

She's got quite a schnozz.

I think she had surgery, as I said, she looks a lot better in person....of course, maybe my eyes were in another area at the time.

[Shelly]

What do the other applicants look like?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

of course, maybe my eyes were IN another area at the time.

In???

Now THAT's my kind of interview!

[Jimcs50]

What do the other applicants look like?

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

[Jimcs50]

What do the other applicants look like?

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

[ShoogarBear]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

They seem to be missing key qualifications.

[Jimcs50]

In???

Now THAT's my kind of interview!

Opps....would that be diagnosed as a Freudian slip?

[Jimcs50]

They seem to be missing key qualifications.

I know, that is just inexcusable.....kids these days just do not pay enough attention to detail.......

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Smoove.

I just meant that with the holidays and all that the Chopper is packing one or two non-essential lb's.

Not implying anything vulgar. I'm a very conservative person with high moral values.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

I think I need an office in a college town....

[ORION]

This one has 9 yrs experience, so it is not like all she has is a nice rack, you know?

so with that said I suggest you not hire the model and PM me her contact info because it sounds like she is struggling and I can find her a few different positions she would be totally qualified for

[Extra Stout]

The other is 5'4" 350 pounds and smells like lettuce. Who do you choose???

Don't lie to me damnit!

That hits close to home. As a Filipino male, standing 4'8" and weighing 255 lbs., with a body odor reminiscent of cabbage, and a nasty case of eczema, I resent your implication that there is anything wrong with my appearance.

[Jimcs50]

I think I need an office in a college town....

You just don't know Chopper, you just don't know.

[ORION]

One is 5'2" cute, dark hair...no website with her nipples showing

Another is 5'4" cute, dirty blonde hair.... no website with her nipples showing

nipples showing like she is wearing a shirt and they have holes cut out over the nipples or completly topless ?

[Jimcs50]

nipples showing like she is wearing a shirt and they have holes cut out over the nipples or completly topless ?

Wouldn't you like to know.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.










I mean hire it.