SERIOUS TOPIC: I Need Some Advice. Please.

[CuckingFunt]

I was chuckling...right up to the part where pee-wee propositioned a gay male. Then I LOLed.

Ditto.

[Supreme_Being]

Ditto.

Can you off just one bit?

[Heath Ledger]

Okay heres what you do, take about 50 Ambien, about 20 Vicodin, some Oxycodone and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. When you pass on we can hook up.

You know i can lick my own eyelids.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was chuckling...right up to the part where pee-wee propositioned a gay male. Then I LOLed.

I'm confused.

I don't even know whose a chick or not.

[NASpurs]

Touche.

But how can I not be blinded by love? It hurts me, yes. But it also makes me very happy at the same time.

I think there's a difference between an emotional attachment and love. Where do you think you fall?

[exstatic]

Can you off just one bit?

We're not laughing at you. We're laughing at peewee's inability to follow this thread.

[CuckingFunt]

Can you off just one bit?

You started a thread asking for advice and, rather than making fun of and/or dismissing you completely, a lot of people offered you some very good suggestions. Your response has been to ignore all of the advice you asked for in favor of living in a fantasy world where your ed up relationship will magically get better.

It's clear that you're not taking any of this seriously, so why the should I?

[NASpurs]

It's clear that you're not taking any of this seriously, so why the should I?

You started a thread asking for advice and, rather than making fun of and/or dismissing you completely, a lot of people offered you some very good suggestions. Your response has been to ignore all of the advice you asked for in favor of living in a fantasy world where your ed up relationship will magically get better.

Worded kind of harshly but you do have a point.

[Heath Ledger]

Ill say it again.

Okay heres what you do, take about 50 Ambien, about 20 Vicodin, some Oxycodone and wash it down with a fifth of vodka. When you pass on we can hook up.

You know i can lick my own eyelids Problem solved..

[peewee's lovechild]

We're not laughing at you. We're laughing at peewee's inability to follow this thread.

My ADD kicked in.

So, who's the chick?

[Supreme_Being]

It's clear that you're not taking any of this seriously, so why the should I?

You started a thread asking for advice and, rather than making fun of and/or dismissing you completely, a lot of people offered you some very good suggestions. Your response has been to ignore all of the advice you asked for in favor of living in a fantasy world where your ed up relationship will magically get better.

Oh yeah, here's what I'd do. I'd ignore you because it seems to me you're under-educated, and if I fight back, that makes me stoop down to your level. That's why I won't take you seriously.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, if Funt and Supreme go at each other . . . would that be a vs. , or vs. . And, if it's the latter, which one is which?

I'm confused.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh yeah, here's what I'd do. I'd ignore you because it seems to me you're under-educated, and if I fight back, that makes me stoop down to your level. That's why I won't take you seriously.

This statement does not help me determine your sex.

[NASpurs]

I'm confused as well. Does Supreme have a Supreme Taco or a Supreme sausage?

Well CF has been called a guy before, so it might be vs .

[Heath Ledger]

Does it really matter? Once the lights go out? You wouldnt know the difference.

[NASpurs]

Sorry for hi-jacking this thread. Back on topic...

[CuckingFunt]

Oh yeah, here's what I'd do. I'd ignore you because it seems to me you're under-educated, and if I fight back, that makes me stoop down to your level. That's why I won't take you seriously.

I take it back.

With that level of denial, you just may be able to make a go of it after all.

[exstatic]

So, if Funt and Supreme go at each other . . . would that be a vs. , or vs. . And, if it's the latter, which one is which?

I'm confused.

From what I can follow on a message board, they're both same-sex oriented, but from opposite sides of the aisle. Funt is F and SB is M.

Note to self: don't tell Funt to " off a little".

[peewee's lovechild]

So, Supreme is a guy whose banging a guy who won't give him the time of day.

Well, then I'd say his gay lover is banging his secretary whose more than likely a woman.

He's having the best of both worlds, if such a thing can be had.

[Supreme_Being]

I take it back.

With that level of denial, you just may be able to make a go of it after all.

Dufus. Oh wait. I'm supposed to be ignoring you.

[Jekka]

Yes. I know that, but one can fantasize, right?

Seriously, does the word leave and love mix?

There is a difference between fantasizing and pretending, and it's really best to figure out which side of that you're on.

[Heath Ledger]

Its all good Supreme i swing both ways....

[NASpurs]

Wait... so CF isn't a fat balding guy?

[CuckingFunt]

Wait... so CF isn't a fat balding guy?

Nope.

[Supreme_Being]

Wait... so CF isn't a fat balding guy?

That, I do not know. Can we just ignore him/her/it?