Why I hate the San Antonio Spurs!

[duncan228]

The only person that bugs me on that list is - Robert Horry.

He mostly sits on the bench for the last few years and wins rings.

Without Horry the Spurs may have not won rings in '05.

[Elraptor]

Without Horry the Spurs may have not won rings in '05.

True, but i'm talking about now. He plays maybe if no less 7 minutes in the whole game. He hasn't played once in the current game yet. And it's almost half time. That's my point. I guess i don't hate him, just think they could use him more as he's not a bad player. But who made this thread is really stupid.

[duncan228]

True, but i'm talking about now. He plays maybe if no less 7 minutes in the whole game. He hasn't played once in the current game yet. And it's almost half time. That's my point. I guess i don't hate him, just think they could use him more as he's not a bad player. But who made this thread is really stupid.

He's been coming back from a knee injury. His minutes are limited.

[ransome]

Well it looks like the Spurs have fallen for the oldest trick in sports. Let em win a couple to get them overconfident , then win the next four before they know what happened. Last used the Boston Red Sox over the Yankees.

[ransome]

I know I saw this exact same thing posted on the basketball forums at ESPN about 2 months ago. The OP either copied it and passed it off as his own, or he's the same guy and isn't clever enough to come up with new material. Either way...

Trust me, there is nothing is easier in the world than listing things to hate about the San Antonio Spurs.

[sasysmith]

Did someone say DVD Rewinder? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say DVD Rewinder.

This was PRICELESS!!

Thanks for the laugh dude!

[ransome]

I almost felt sorry for the San Antonio Spurs today...Then I remembered that I still hated them.

[ancestron]

good for you.

[Str8Ballin]

the Spurs. They are gonna lose all the rest of the games just like gm 4. They will be like "wtf happend"

[NoMoneyDown]

the Spurs. They are gonna lose all the rest of the games just like gm 4. They will be like "wtf happend"

Actually, before the end of this week, most of the Suns fans will be gone (or on their way out) and we will endure a new crop of Spurs-haters (aka, Hornet lovers).

[spursfan09]

the Spurs. They are gonna lose all the rest of the games just like gm 4. They will be like "wtf happend"

like OMG that is so funny! What's even funnier is that your dreaming and you will be knocked back to reality soon enough.

[Taco]

Gimme back my Suns.

[MrChug]

Odd...SunsFan went thru all this trouble (or uses alot of brainpower) to try to verbalize what he thinks are poigniant observations

Worst part about this for SunsFan?


THEY'RE STILL DOWN 3 TO ONE!!! :LOL

[hater]

I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.

When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.

I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...

1. Tim Duncan
   The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.
2. Greg Popovich
   Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.
3. Robert Horry
   There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.
   
4. Bruce Bowen
   There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.
5. Tony Parker
   I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
   
6. Michael Finley
   Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.He needs a wheelchair to take it to the hoop.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.
7. Manu Ginobli
   Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game. Los fracasos de Ginobli tienen gusto de un pescado.
8. The subs
   They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
   

I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs and always hope they lose every game.

how pathetic that a fan puts so much thought into hating a team that owns his pathetic little team. thats just sad... and funny

[fyatuk]

Gott im Himmel, dieses Poster ist ein grosses Scheisskopf. (Not sure on the grammar on this.)

Should be grosser, not grosses, IIRC. I think the rest is right.

It's been 12 years, however, so take from that what you will.

[stress]

I almost felt sorry for the San Antonio Spurs today...Then I remembered that I still hated them.

i feel sorry for you cause imma kick your ass !! you will feel the pain tuesday of another playoff loss to the spurs!!! awwww doesnt it feel good to know nash is getting old and the windows closeing for him ! you

[gmartin02]

I haven't always hated the Spurs, in fact I loved to watch them play during the George Gervin - Artis Gilmore days. Larry Kenon was great.

When the Suns beat them in six games in 1993 I respected the Spurs with David Robinson , but I did not hate them...yet.

I am sure it is not your city I've been there , who can hate a city that has the Alamo downtown.No, it is not that.The team colors don't bother me , the Raiders look good in them. What is it then...

1. Tim Duncan
   The insect headed cyborg who whines and complains on every call.I did not think NBA basketball could be this boring but Robotron manages to take out all the fun with his complete lack of charisma.My hatred of the San Antonio Spurs starts with the only person in the world that es more than my wife, which is no small feat.
2. Greg Popovich
   Mr Personality himself, this wispy haired, clay face coach is a master at teaching the finer points of the game such as flopping, whining and of course moaning about every call in every game.According to him, the officials have never gotten one call against his team correct for the last 8 or 9 years.He thinks he can intimidate the refs by barking at them with his guppy sized mouth. Take off the fright wig Greg.
3. Robert Horry
   There is a lot to hate here, but he is washed up now, who cares.
   
4. Bruce Bowen
   There are players that everyone hates unless they are on your team, Danny Ainge for example.Bowen is that rare exception, I would still hate him if he was on my team. Hands down the dirtiest player in the league , that is a proud legacy.
5. Tony Parker
   I did not start out hating Tony and I don't envy him his girlfriend. It was the inevitable stink of the other Spurs players(see aboveuncan, Horry, Bowen) that rubbed off on Tony. His scarred cherub face now makes me queasy.
   
6. Michael Finley
   Man ,has his game deteriorated, if his jumper is not on, he is a ghost.He needs a wheelchair to take it to the hoop.It is hard for me to hate a player who is a s of their former selfs.Exception is Horry: see above.
7. Manu Ginobli
   Fracaso, Fracaso , Fracaso , Fracaso. Fracaso is the Spanish word for flop. The flopping king will try to flop at least 4 times per game. Los fracasos de Ginobli tienen gusto de un pescado.
8. The subs
   They are Spurs and that is enough. I hate them all.
   

I am not saying who will win the series , I am just saying that I hate the spurs and always hope they lose every game.

The only thing Phoenix fans should be worrying about is:
a) Whether or not the team will melt down in the off season and
b) How many games Snaq and Grant Hill are going to miss next year during the season (so Phoenix will have to play in a 6 man rotation) and
c) Will Phoenix be able to get the 8th playoff spot next season and
d) When to throw the whole thing out and start rebuilding (unfortunately, Snaq still has $20 mil/yr for 2 more years, and Phoenix has no 1st round pick this year or in 2010.

[RandomGuy]

The whole post was funny, but this made me laugh out loud:

Be careful. He had a full practice today.

Let him keep thinking Bob is "washed up".

Don't bother assigning someone to cover him... ooooooh please leave him on the three point line... pleeeeaasse?

[ransome]

how pathetic that a fan puts so much thought into hating a team that owns his pathetic little team. thats just sad... and funny

Never underestimate how easy it is to list reasons to hate the Spurs.

[stress]

penis envy

[ClingingMars]

True......... the Suns are the worst. Amare flops and whines, Diaw spends more time laying down than standing up, Nash seems to have trouble remembering how to stay upright and don't get me started on D'Antoni and his stupid 70's porn star moustache

[ClingingMars]

Yes, but there is a difference between an acceptable level of gayness, and something being so positively suck-tastic that it descends into the realm of what 4chan calls " gotry". ( gotry. got-tree. sexual foliage. I'm funny.)

also, 4chan ftw.

but

ytmnd >>> 4chan >>> anything else but >>> ebaums

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- Mars

[ClingingMars]

Me , by far the most. Everyone outside of San Antonio hates them in differing degrees.

I don't live in San Antonio.

Eat it, .

- Mars

[Kent_in_Atlanta]

You can hate the Spurs as much as you want. But bend over... cuz the Spurs just made your Suns their woman once again. :

[Kent_in_Atlanta]

I DON'T hate the Suns because...

They don't f**king matter!!!