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  1. #1226
    Believe. Rocky Dennis's Avatar
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    I just checked out a book to a dude that looked like Rocky Dennis. Maybe it was him.
    It was me. You are even sexier than I imagined you to be.
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  2. #1227
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It was me. You are even sexier than I imagined you to be.
    Thank you. And your head is as freakishly large as I imagined it to be.
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  3. #1228
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Lucky bas !
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  4. #1229
    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I'm going to get drunk and screw tonight!
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  5. #1230
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    I pissed off the girl i was trying to get with by telling her she used me for . So i don't expect for her to call me till she needs something
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  6. #1231
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I'm going to get drunk and screw tonight!
    That sounds fantastic.
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  7. #1232
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I pissed off the girl i was trying to get with by telling her she used me for . So i don't expect for her to call me till she needs something
    Did you slap her after you told her that?
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    What was she using you for?
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  9. #1234
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    What was she using you for?
    I think it's safe to say it's not for sex.
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  10. #1235
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    She was using him for his ability to create animated gifs.
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  11. #1236
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    What was she using you for?
    rides, alcohol, and food.
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  12. #1237
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Like a typical virgin, it was the wrong type of 'rides'
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  13. #1238
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Did you at least get a handjob from her?
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  14. #1239
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.
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  15. #1240
    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    Did you at least get a handjob from her?
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  16. #1241
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.
    I completely agree but in Trainwreck's case, anything is better than nothing.
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  17. #1242
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.
    Very pointless.

    You know damn well both people involved would rather be doing something else.
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  18. #1243
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.

    Correct. It's pointless.
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  19. #1244
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Trainwreck needs to find some girls that are over 18 years old.
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  20. #1245
    Still Hates Small Ball Spurminator's Avatar
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    Not completely pointless... It's a step up from masturbating because the sensation is totally different when it's someone else's hand. When you're masturbating, half of it is you feeling a in your own hand, which isn't exactly stimulating.
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  21. #1246
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    poor trainwreck.
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  22. #1247
    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Where is everyone?
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  23. #1248
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    I need a new basketball
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  24. #1249
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I got a new Duncan jersey.

    -midge
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  25. #1250
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    I bet that's not all you got last night, you lucky .
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