Thank you. And your head is as freakishly large as I imagined it to be.
It was me. You are even sexier than I imagined you to be.
Thank you. And your head is as freakishly large as I imagined it to be.
Lucky bas !
I'm going to get drunk and screw tonight!
I pissed off the girl i was trying to get with by telling her she used me for . So i don't expect for her to call me till she needs something
That sounds fantastic.
Did you slap her after you told her that?
What was she using you for?
I think it's safe to say it's not for sex.
She was using him for his ability to create animated gifs.
rides, alcohol, and food.
Like a typical virgin, it was the wrong type of 'rides'
Did you at least get a handjob from her?
Is a handjob really that great? I mean it's basically like the lazy version of masterbating, right? Wouldn't it be teasing more since it's from a girl and you can't get inside her pants? Just wondering, seems rather pointless to me.
I completely agree but in Trainwreck's case, anything is better than nothing.
Very pointless.
You know damn well both people involved would rather be doing something else.
Correct. It's pointless.
Trainwreck needs to find some girls that are over 18 years old.
Not completely pointless... It's a step up from masturbating because the sensation is totally different when it's someone else's hand. When you're masturbating, half of it is you feeling a in your own hand, which isn't exactly stimulating.
poor trainwreck.
Where is everyone?
I need a new basketball
I got a new Duncan jersey.
-midge
I bet that's not all you got last night, you lucky .
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