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    Her daughter would be a because her mother was 17 at the time.
    , you could probably wrangle yourself a mother-daughter three-way if you float promises of Lone Star Cards and beaded jewelry from the corner vendor.
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    , you could probably wrangle yourself a mother-daughter three-way if you float promises of Lone Star Cards and beaded jewelry from the corner vendor.
    You know, I was thinking just that.

    The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.
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    Anyway, Midge is going to owe me a case of Shiner Bock and ATRAIN is going to owe me $100.

    I would like to thank the Houston Texans in advance for the beer and the $$$.

    Its not over yet!!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Appologizing to somebody because you thought you crossed the line is gay? I would do it again and if that makes me a pussy than so be it. Its obvious you have a problem with me so lets see what kind of man you are. Tell me where and when and ill be there.
    It does make you a pussy. I'm glad you realize how big of a snatch you are. I was really tired of pointing it out.

    You want to fight me?
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    Train...you suck at making bets. First you lose to mel and now probably pee-wee?
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    It does make you a pussy. I'm glad you realize how big of a snatch you are. I was really tired of pointing it out.

    You want to fight me?

    Id love too
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    Train...you suck at making bets. First you lose to mel and now probably pee-wee?

    Yeah every time I bet it never ends good.
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    Do you have to add "I'm Pee-Wee's too?"
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    I'm going to buy peewee a case of diapers instead of a case of beer.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Meet me on the corner of Military and Zarzamora. I'll be standing next to SequSpur.
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    You know, I was thinking just that.

    The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.
    Yeah, but there's just something seedy about it happening in a colonia.

    Rent a room, you'll feel better for it.
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    You want to fight me?

    Cripple fight!!!!!

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    Do you have to add "I'm Pee-Wee's too?"

    Actually that wasn't even part of mine and Mel's bet, but the way I carried on and how compe ive we were I felt it was necessary. No I bet pee wee 100 bucks on alcohol.
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    I'll be standing next to SequSpur.
    If you weren't attached, that'd be a great way to pickup women.

    They love single dads.
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    Its not over yet!!
    Oh, it's over.

    I take cash and cashier's checks only.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Oh, it's over.

    I take cash and cashier's checks only.
    And diapers.
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    Meet me on the corner of Military and Zarzamora. I'll be standing next to SequSpur.
    You live in North Central SA.

    You know nothing about the southside.
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    Yeah, but there's just something seedy about it happening in a colonia.

    Rent a room, you'll feel better for it.
    Nobody questions you in the colonias.

    Plus, the sounds of gun shots will drown the noise we'd make.
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    Actually that wasn't even part of mine and Mel's bet, but the way I carried on and how compe ive we were I felt it was necessary. No I bet pee wee 100 bucks on alcohol.
    I'll just take a check for $100 and buy cheap liquor on my own.
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    You know, I was thinking just that.

    The chick is from Brownsville, so this is a definite possibility.
    I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with?
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    I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with?
    Probably the daughter.
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    I wonder if its the same chick jman is trying to get with?
    It's probably her sister. She's even tier.
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    So I came to her college on a surprise visit
    To see my girl that was so exquisite
    It was a school day, I knew she was there
    The first semester of the school year
    I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
    This guy made me fill out a visitors form
    He told me where it was and I as on my way
    To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
    I arrrived in front of the dormitory
    Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
    They showed me where it was for the moment
    I didnt know I was in for such an event
    So I came to her room and opened the door
    Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
    A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,
    I was so in shock my heart went down south
    So please listen to the message that I say
    Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
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    They're mom was the tiest.

    She wanted to bang me, but I have standards (somewhat, anyway).
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    They're mom was the tiest.

    She wanted to bang me, but I have standards (somewhat, anyway).
    You always have to think ahead.

    You could have had a grandma-mother-daughter four-way.
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