I just shaved my legs. Nothing special.
If you freeze it you can make banana bread.
I just shaved my legs. Nothing special.
I just had another incident with a pizza delivery driver and his manager. I'm going to go Bill Frist on them though, its ing on.
How much of an incident can you have with a pizza delivery driver?
I'm not being a smart ass, by the way. I never get delivery, so I think I'm just uneducated on the subject of potential pizza delivery ups.
Oh, apparently when its me, all kinds of incidents. I think this is the 3rd one. They are well do ented on this site.
Manny has had more incidents with pizza delivery guys than every other human being in the history of the world combined.
Anyhow, I called to order a pizza from Pizza Hut a while ago, and the driver calls me a few minutes ago that he can't find my house. I live in a guest house that I rent behind a main house. I usually ask these guys to park out front then walk to the back so they never block the driveway. I always explain it flat out so that theres never a misunderstanding when I order.
Well, when he calls he asks me to walk out to the front to meet him there. Um, [censored] you pizza dude. I pay you so I can be lazy, not the other way around.
Well then dude asks me if he can drive back. I tell him no, and that I gave instructions otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going but these are fairly easy instructions and I'm not asking the world of a pizza delivery guy to walk back the length of an average driveway.
Dude starts mumbling something, then says he's in front of my house. I hang up and go downstairs only to see [censored] just drove into the driveway when I just told him not to.
Well, I hate this kind of [censored]. So I ask him why he drove back here when I told him not to. He tells me he's not going to walk back here. Holy [censored] man, the length of the driveway is maybe 30 yards at most. Its not a [censored] mile. So I ask him just what I'm paying for, and he gets into a flat out arguement with me.
Finally he asks me if I want the pizza or not. I tell him to take it back and I get his managers name and number. I come inside and call her, explain my situation to her. She offers me a free pizza and apologizes for the driver. I decline the free pizza - no way in I'm ordering from this place ever again unless I want a spit topping - and tell her I just wanted to inform her of the situation. Basicaly I just wanted to .
As I'm hanging up, I hear her say "shuuuuuuuut upppppppp" in her ghetto I barely graduated from HS tone and I'm blowing you off tone. WTF. I call right back and ask for her. I get her general managers name and number, and then I tell her that she should make sure the phone is hung up before she tells someone to shut up. She gives me the worlds worst "oh haha I've been caught" laugh and then says she was talking to her employee who was asking what happend. No [censored] way I'm buying that.
shut the up.
Dude, I AM easy going. I just want my customer service to be good. Thats my ing button. AND THESE ERS ALWAYS PUSH IT.
Dude, I AM easy going. I just want my customer service to be good. Thats my ing button. AND THESE ERS ALWAYS PUSH IT.
Notice the smile.
Suddenly I'm happy that I always seem to get hooked on the pizza places that don't deliver.
I'm craving some garlic bread and a chicken caesar salad from Goomba's.
I love $5 pizza from Rosie's. They don't deliver either.
I'm officially craving pizza. If I weren't already in my jammies, I'd go get some.
A solution for you Manny.
I'm going to go get me a Dr. Pepper from the store.
Sadly Veronica, you may be right. I have several good pizzarias near me, but they dont' deliver and they close early.
Joe, Goomba's sounds really freaking good.
Damn.. I think I am going ot order a pizza now. Domino's is still open.
and enter SB stage right.
I think Manny is secretly working for the pizza industry. All he has to do is come in here and tell of some incident with the delivery guy, and like Pavlov's puppies, we're all lined up and waiting for our cheesy slice.
Nobody wants a sandwich? WTF?
I had me one of a sammich for lunch yesterday -- smoked ham, smoked gouda and butter lettuce on ciabatta bread.
Pizza sounds delicious now that you are all mentioning it.
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