The apple I'm eating is absolutely fantastic.
Yes it is.
The apple I'm eating is absolutely fantastic.
Have you ever shoved an apple core in your snatch?
No.
In fact, I have never shoved food stuffs of any variety in my snatch.
Oh, lawd. I got half a tank of gas for 17 bucks this morning. Does this win?
Not even an onion?
My throat feels like your vagina.
Awww... still sickie?
Well, THAT'S one of the more original pick up lines I've read recently.
I think I've thought of the funniest thing in the universe. I was at the mall a few days back, chilling out with my "little bro", when I see this 5-year old kid run past me. I remember thinking "Oh, lawd. Let her trip." Few seconds later, she steps on her untied shoelace and falls flat on her face, and, God help me, I lol'd.
Because it's been partaking of too much ?
Very.
Every time I cough my brain hurts.
My back is hurting even worse and my throat is burning up.
You know, that was actually pretty good.
Oh suck it up, you big baby.
That's how I felt a couple weeks ago. I hate that.
Have you discovered the ambrosia that is DayQuil?
Oh, , , .
I see that you're no longer suffering the effects of a cocaine nose.
I'm glad you're better.
oooooooooooo sick burn
Throat-to-vagina comparisons never turn out well.
Hence my decision not to go there.
I'm thinking about becoming a drug dealer to suplement my non-existent income.
That would probably cut into your blogging time.
Just go with the suggestion I made previously about the Amazon cannibal tribe.
Please.
Once you do get a job ash, tell the interviewer or the H/R person that you want a LOT of field work, weekends are not a problem and that 16 hour days would be ideal.
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