My real name is the star of several excellent songs.
And one that's quite awful.
Two fingers . . . chose a hole.
My real name is the star of several excellent songs.
And one that's quite awful.
The PeeWee is out of Vicodin.
This has made for a very cranky and sleepless PeeWee.
The only good one is by The Rolling Stones.
All others are .
I maintain that it's a strippers name, though.
Dude... I'm staying with family for the next month. I'm too loud for that.
ing lies!!!!!!!!
Besides, you could just stuff your mouth with a dirty sock or something.
No lie.
I didn't say I was a screamer, or anything. Just that I'm too loud to be incon uous.
And... a dirty sock? No.
Your name is Baby?
Nope.
Jesus.
I thought it was Honky Tonk Woman.
"Tonk" is really more of a nickname.
I wish I was a skinny rock star.
It's Maria:
Ave Maria
Take A Letter, Maria
Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I just met a girl named Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you even know how much ass I could get just by being a skinny rock star??
I wouldn't even have to be talented.
It's useless being a talented fat guy.
Everyone here would be getting laid if that wasn't true.
Nope.
My name is Jesus Ezekial Jesus.
It's Biblical.
So, when I get reincarnated . . . I better be a ing skinny rock star.
And, I don't want to be no ing bass player or drummer . . . nobody gives a about those ers.
That post was my Christmas gift for ORION, for the record.
I'd be okay with being a rhythm guitarist.
Not happy, but okay.
The junkie kind, or the pretentiously healthy kind?
But, if the Cosmos really wants to make up to me . . . I better come back as a lead singer or lead guitarist.
I'd get so much ass, my would fall off.
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